HMS London: From Doomed to Dude, What Saved This Ship's Bacon?
Ah, the HMS London. A grand ship, a pillar of the Royal Navy, and...well, let's just say it had a bit of a knack for finding trouble. Especially the self-destruct kind. But fear not, history buffs and fans of near misses, because this post is here to crack the code: what kept HMS London from becoming scrap metal? Buckle up, because we're diving into a sea of intrigue, accidents narrowly avoided, and the occasional bout of sheer dumb luck.
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Case of the Exploding Ego: London (1656)
This particular London wasn't exactly known for its chill vibes. In a spectacular display of "hold my grog," it managed to blow itself sky high in 1665, most likely due to an overzealous attempt to fire all its cannons at once. Oops. Thankfully, the rebuilt version learned from its predecessor's...enthusiasm, and steered clear of spontaneous combustion.
The Great Dutch Raid and the Not-So-Great Rebuilding Job: London (1666)
Apparently, the universe had a vendetta against this particular ship name. Barely a year after the first London went boom, its successor found itself under attack by the Dutch in the Raid on the Medway. The result? A good old-fashioned Dutch shellacking. The good news? The ship survived, albeit in a bit of a sorry state. The not-so-good news? The repairs were, shall we say, less than stellar. Think of it as the duct tape and chewing gum special.
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From Battered to Boring: The Uneventful Years
Thankfully, for the sake of the crew's sanity and the ship's continued existence, the following years were uneventful. No explosions, no Dutch raids, just the gentle humdrum of naval life. Maybe a touch too gentle, if some of the sailors' complaints about bad rum are to be believed.
So, What Actually Saved the HMS London?
Here's the truth, folks: there's no single, swashbuckling answer. It was a combination of factors. A little bit of luck, a whole lot of caution after the early mishaps, and perhaps a healthy dose of divine intervention (because seriously, how else do you explain avoiding that many disasters?).
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The key takeaway? Sometimes, the most important thing for survival is just not blowing yourself up or getting set on fire by the Dutch.
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HMS London: Frequently Asked Questions (The Unofficial Edition)
How to avoid a catastrophic cannon explosion? Patience, my friend, patience. And maybe don't light a bonfire next to the gunpowder stores.
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How to repel a Dutch raid? A well-placed cannon barrage (fired one at a time, this time) and a healthy dose of surprise always helps.
How to deal with bad rum? Grog blossoms? Questionable life choices? Let's just say there's no easy answer.
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How to survive a career in the Royal Navy? Keep your head down, follow orders (most of the time), and pray the ship doesn't decide to become a giant firework.
How to make history interesting? Add explosions, daring escapes, and the occasional near-death experience. You're welcome.
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