Melbourne Stage Shows: From Beastly Romances to Rockin' Revolutions!
So you're after a night on the town that involves more drama than your housemate stealing your last almond milk? Well, fret no more, theatre lovers! Melbourne's stages are positively brimming with performances that will have you laughing, crying, or tapping your feet like nobody's watching (although, they probably will be).
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Set Your Phasers to Fun: Must-See Shows!
Disney's Beauty and the Beast: This timeless tale of a cursed beast and a bookish belle is back with all the glitz and glam you crave. Be our guest (and by guest, we mean buy a ticket) for a night of dazzling costumes, soaring vocals, and enough magic to make you believe Lumiere can actually do the dishes.
Sunset Boulevard: Hold onto your fedoras, folks! This noir masterpiece plunges you into the dark heart of Hollywood, where a faded silent film star clings to her glory days. Expect killer one-liners, dramatic twists, and a whole lot of jazz hands (hopefully not from you in the audience).
Elvis: A Musical Revolution: Can't help falling in love with the King? Then this hip-shakin', heart-breakin' musical is for you. Witness the meteoric rise (and, ahem, eventual jumpsuit phase) of Elvis Presley, all set to a soundtrack of his greatest hits. Just don't try to join in with the "Jailhouse Rock" dance moves – unless you're confident in your pelvic thrusts.
Off the Beaten Path: Shows for the Adventurous Theatregoer
Looking for something a little less mainstream? Melbourne's got you covered!
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The Woman in Black: Feeling brave? This chilling ghost story will have you checking under your bed for weeks. But hey, sometimes a good scare is just what the doctor ordered (although, maybe see a real doctor if you're genuinely terrified).
The Whale: This powerful drama tackles themes of isolation and redemption with a knockout performance. Just be prepared to bring the tissues (and maybe some snacks – intermission can be a long time when you're emotionally wrecked).
WICKED | The Musical: Ever wondered what the Wicked Witch of the West's side of the story is? This smash hit musical reimagines the Wizard of Oz, showing there's no place like a good old-fashioned rivalry between two powerful women.
Remember: This is just a taste of what's on offer! Melbourne's theatre scene is constantly buzzing, so there's bound to be something to tickle your fancy.
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FAQ: Your Melbourne Theatre Survival Guide
How to find out what shows are playing?
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- Check out websites like [whatson.melbourne.vic.gov.au]([whatson melbourne ON Melbourne whatson.melbourne.vic.gov.au]), OnlyMelbourne or Time Out Melbourne ([timeout melbourne theatre ON timeout.com]) for comprehensive listings.
How to score cheap tickets?
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- Many shows offer concessions for students, seniors, and groups. Keep an eye out for matinee performances (shows during the day) which can also be cheaper.
How to dress?
- It depends on the show! For musicals and big-budget productions, smarter casual is a good bet. But for smaller, more experimental shows, anything goes (just maybe avoid wearing clothes that light up – it can be distracting for the performers).
How to avoid awkward intermission encounters with your ex?
- A strategic bathroom dash can work wonders. Otherwise, pretend you didn't see them and hope they melt into the background (like a Wicked Witch afraid of water).
How to stop yourself from singing along (badly) during the show?
- Hum the tunes silently. Nobody wants a real-life Phantom of the Opera situation (unless you're actually an amazing singer, then by all means, belt it out!).
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