The Great Philadelphia Eagles Record Mystery of... Not This Year (Unless You're a Time Traveler)
Hey birdbrains (affectionate term for Eagles fans, obviously), gather 'round! You're probably itching to know how the Eagles are doing this season, but hold your horses (or should we say... hold your cheesesteaks?). Here's the thing: it's still June! June, folks. Football season is about as far away as a touchdown on a trick play.
Now, before you start prepping your "We Want Football" signs, fear not! We can take a trip down memory lane (or should we say... victory lane?) and reminisce about the Eagles' stellar 2022 season. Yes, that glorious run where they soared like a bald eagle (with incredible accuracy) to a 14-3 record.
That's right, folks, 14 wins, 3 losses. Domination at its finest. We're talking a franchise record, folks! Bold, underlined, championship-worthy kind of record.
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But wait, there's more! They didn't just win a bunch of games, they secured the NFC East title and even snagged the coveted #1 seed in the conference playoffs. Talk about a dream season!
Of course, some of you might be thinking, "Yeah, yeah, 2022 was awesome, but what about now?" Patience, my friends! The NFL gods haven't blessed us with the 2024 season schedule yet. But when they do, you can bet your wing money we'll be here to dissect it with the fervor of a rabid fan analyzing a bad call by the refs.
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How To quench your Eagles thirst in the meantime? Here are some quick tips:
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How To: Get ready for the season
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- Answer: Hit the gym (softly, training camp injuries are a real thing) and brush up on your fight song.
How To: Deal with impatient Eagles fans
- Answer: Remind them about the time they accidentally set their jerseys on fire celebrating a touchdown.
How To: Stay updated on Eagles news
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- Answer: Follow the official team website and social media accounts.
How To: Convince your friends the Eagles will win the Super Bowl this year
- Answer: Maybe wait for the schedule to come out first. But hey, confidence is key!
How To: Celebrate a non-existent Eagles win
- Answer: We don't recommend it, but if you must, do it responsibly. Nobody wants a victory dance landing you on the injury report.
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