Royalty in LA: Fact or Fiction?
So, you’re wondering if the Queen, the King, Prince William, or any of that royal crew is chilling in the City of Angels, huh? Well, let’s dive into this royal mess.
Buckingham Palace, California?
First off, let’s get one thing straight: there’s no Buckingham Palace in Beverly Hills. Sorry to burst your bubble, but the royals are more of a London thing. You know, tea time, corgis, and that whole stiff upper lip business.
Now, while it's true that some members of the extended royal family might take a vacation in California, or even have a property here, the core of the monarchy is firmly planted in the UK. It's like saying the Kardashians live in Buckingham Palace - it's just not gonna happen.
Hollywood Royalty vs. Actual Royalty
Let’s be honest, LA has its own kind of royalty. We’re talking about movie stars, music icons, and reality TV legends. These folks are used to the spotlight, the paparazzi, and probably have more plastic surgery than the average royal coronation. So, while they might be living the high life, they're not exactly in line for the throne.
So, Can I Bump Into Prince Harry at Starbucks?
Unlikely. If you're hoping to spot a prince or princess while grabbing your morning coffee, you’re probably better off heading to London. But hey, you never know! Maybe Harry and Meghan are secretly living incognito in Malibu, surfing and sipping smoothies. Who am I to say?
How to... Royal-Related FAQs
How to spot a fake royal?
- Look for a strong British accent (or lack thereof).
- Check for any corgis.
- See if they’re wearing a tiara while ordering a burger.
How to dream of being royalty?
- Watch a lot of Bridgerton.
- Buy a crown (or make one out of tin foil).
- Pretend your cat is a royal pet.
How to avoid being mistaken for royalty?
- Don't wear anything purple.
- Avoid waving to crowds.
- Keep your head down.
How to become a Hollywood royal (instead)?
- Get really good at acting or singing.
- Have a reality TV show.
- Befriend a Kardashian.
How to accept that the royals probably aren't living next door?
- Realize that regular people are pretty cool too.
- Focus on your own life and achievements.
- Enjoy your life without a crown.