The Great Cicada Invasion of Chicago: Friend or Foe?
Ah, Chicago. City of wind, deep dish pizza, and...cicadas? That's right, folks, 2024 brought with it a buzzing (literally) surprise: a brood of periodical cicadas decided to grace the Windy City with their presence. But fear not, fair citizens! (Or maybe fear a little, it can be fun.) This post will be your guide to navigating the cicadapocolypse (or perhaps cicada-palooza, depending on your outlook).
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They're Here, They're Loud, Get Used to It (But Not Literally)
Let's be honest, cicadas are loud. Like, REALLY loud. Their mating calls can reach up to 90 decibels, which is about the same as a lawnmower. So, if you were planning any romantic rooftop picnics under the moonlight, you might want to adjust your expectations. Imagine setting the mood with some Barry White, only to be serenaded by a chorus of screeching kazoos. Not quite the vibe, right?
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However, (and here's the good news!), cicadas are deaf. Yes, you read that right. Their little bug ears are useless for hearing the very sound they're producing. So, crank up your favorite tunes, drown out the racket, and enjoy the absurdity of it all.
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Cicada Chic: Embrace the Trend (Maybe)
Fashion forward? Consider this your chance to shine (or shimmer)! Cicadas, with their glossy exoskeletons, are basically nature's discarded jewelry. Who needs diamonds when you have a bedazzled bug shell glued to your lapel? Think of it as a conversation starter, guaranteed to break the ice (or maybe send people running for cover).
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Word to the wise: Check for live cicadas before attempting any DIY cicada couture. A flying brooch is not the look you're going for.
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Cicada Cuisine: Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It (Probably Best to Knock It)
While cicadas are technically edible (protein-packed!), we probably wouldn't recommend adding them to your next gourmet meal. Think of it this way: would you eat a flying, screaming potato? Didn't think so. Besides, there are plenty of delicious deep-dish options to satisfy your cravings. Stick to the tried and true, folks.
How to Survive (and Maybe Even Enjoy) the Cicada Invasion
- Embrace earplugs: Your sanity will thank you.
- Invest in a good fly swatter: Because sometimes, even the deaf need a little peace and quiet.
- Channel your inner David Attenborough: Observe these fascinating creatures! They only emerge every 17 years, after all. Just maybe observe them from a safe distance.
- Keep your pets safe: Curious cats and dogs might find cicadas irresistible, but their sharp exoskeletons can cause digestive issues. Keep an eye on your furry friends.
- Laugh it off: Sometimes, the best way to deal with a strange situation is to find the humor in it. After all, a little cicada chaos never hurt anyone (except maybe your ears).
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