So, You Heard About That Oklahoma-Sized Straw?! ️
Let's talk about the elephant in the destroyed mobile home park, shall we? Folks, there wasn't a tornado in Oklahoma last night, there was a full-on atmospheric vacuum cleaner that decided to go rogue. Seriously, if your house went missing, don't blame a rogue Kardashian, blame this crazy windstorm!
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But Seriously, How Big Was This Bad Boy?
Now, we're still waiting on the official EF rating from the National Weather Service (those guys are basically tornado detectives!), but early reports suggest this monster was packing some serious punch. We're talking swirling winds that could make a bald eagle hold onto its head.
Unconfirmed reports (read: whispers from a very enthusiastic squirrel) suggest this twister might have been as wide as a football field. Now, that's a whole lot of field!
The Aftermath: Dodge, Duck, Dip, Dive, DODGE!
Thankfully, it seems like nobody got yoinked straight to Oz (although a few folks might be wishing they were!), but there are reports of some serious damage. Houses got the full Twister Tango treatment, trees are doing their best impersonations of contortionists, and even some stray tumbleweeds probably got a good spin cycle.
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But hey, at least we can all (hopefully) look forward to some epic storm chaser footage hitting the internet soon!
How to Survive a Future Oklahoma Twisterpocalypse (Hopefully Unnecessary, But Here You Go!)
1. How to Tornado-Proof My House? (Spoiler Alert: You Probably Can't)
While there's no magic bullet, having a designated storm shelter can make a big difference. Think sturdy basement or interior room, away from windows.
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2. But I Don't Have a Basement! What Do I Do?
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Hunker down in the most interior room on the lowest floor, preferably a bathroom or closet.
3. Should I Open the Windows During a Tornado?
Tip: Don’t just glance — focus.
Absolutely not! That's just an invitation for flying debris. Close those windows tight!
4. What if a Tornado is Heading Straight for Me?
Don't be a hero! Take cover immediately and stay there until the storm has passed.
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5. Is There an App to Warn Me About Tornadoes?
There sure is! Many weather apps offer real-time severe weather alerts. Download one and stay informed!
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