Did the Celtics Win Last Night? Spoiler Alert: We're Asking the Wrong Question
Hey there, fellow Celtics fans! Gather 'round the virtual campfire (because let's be real, it's too hot outside for a real one), and let's talk about the elephant in the room, or rather, the lucky clover on the court. Did the Celtics win last night? Well, that depends entirely on your definition of "last night."
Because if by "last night" you mean ... crickets ... yeah, that's what we thought. The NBA season ended on June 17th, people! Celtics confetti rained down like a green and white blizzard, and our boys hoisted the Larry O'Brien trophy high. Championship season, baby!
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Celtics Victory Recap: How Sweet It Is!
Let's take a moment to reminisce about that glorious night. The score? A dominant 106-88 win against the Dallas Mavericks. Jayson Tatum was on fire, channeling his inner Larry Legend himself. Marcus Smart defended like a man possessed (or maybe just like he always does). The entire team played with heart, hustle, and enough threes to make even Ray Allen proud.
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Off-Season Shenanigans: Who's Staying, Who's Going?
Alright, alright, enough with the victory lap (although, honestly, we could do this all day). The real question on everyone's mind is: what about next season? Free agency is upon us, rumors are swirling faster than a shamrock shake, and Brad Stevens is probably working his magic behind the scenes. Will Timelord stay and protect the rim? Will Brogdon return with his clutch shooting magic? Only time will tell, folks. But one thing's for sure: the future is looking bright for our beloved Celtics.
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Celtics Fan FAQ: You Asked, We Answered (Kinda)
How to celebrate a Celtics championship? Easy - break out the green jerseys, crank up "Dirty Water," and re-watch Game 5 highlights until you can practically recite them from memory.
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How to deal with the Celtics' off-season uncertainty? Distract yourself with some summer league action, hit the beach with a good book (maybe one about Celtics history?), or, you know, just refresh your browser every five minutes for trade rumors.
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