So You Wanna Tie the Knot Detroit-Style (at the Courthouse, That Is)
Congrats, lovebirds! You've decided to take the plunge and get hitched in the Motor City. But ditch the fancy venues and sky-high catering costs – you're going courthouse chic! This guide will be your roadmap to a smooth and (hopefully) hilarious courthouse wedding in Detroit.
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| How Do I Get Married At The Courthouse In Detroit |
First Things First: Get Your License to Wrangle
You can't just waltz into the courthouse and shout "I do!" like you're on some reality TV show (although, that would be pretty entertaining). You gotta snag a marriage license first. Head over to the Wayne County Clerk's office (think of it as your pre-marital DMV). Here's what you'll need:
- Valid ID: Prove you're not some random person off the street (unless that's your thing, no judgment). Driver's license or state ID will do the trick.
- Social Security Numbers: Don't worry, the government isn't planning a surprise wedding reception. These are just for paperwork.
- Birth Certificates (with parental info): Yep, gotta show you're not secretly related (unless you're into that sort of thing, still no judgment...but maybe elope somewhere else).
- $20 (or $30 for non-residents): Because apparently, true love comes with a price tag (but hey, at least it's cheaper than a DJ).
Pro Tip: Plan ahead! There's a mandatory three-day waiting period after you apply before you can use your shiny new license. Don't let your impatience lead to a pre-wedding meltdown.
Saying "I Do" in Style (Courthouse Style, That Is)
Now for the fun part (besides the lifelong commitment, obviously). The Wayne County Clerk's office offers private civil ceremonies for a small fee. Think of it as an intimate ceremony with a judge as your officiant, minus the courthouse cafeteria as your backdrop (although, hey, some people love a good mystery meatloaf).
Tip: Don’t overthink — just keep reading.
Want something a little more personal? No problem! You can bring your own officiant, as long as they're authorized to perform marriages in Michigan. Just make sure they're not your best friend who got ordained online after a tequila shot (been there, seen that, ended poorly).
And don't forget the witnesses! You'll need two folks over 18 to sign your paperwork and be your official cheerleaders (or at least act semi-enthusiastic).
FAQ: Your Courthouse Wedding Survival Guide
How to make an appointment for a marriage license?
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Call the Wayne County Clerk's office at (313) 224-6262 to schedule your appointment.
How long does the ceremony take?
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The courthouse ceremony itself is quick, usually around 15 minutes. But don't forget time for photos, celebratory fist bumps, and maybe dodging a rogue pigeon outside (it's Detroit, baby).
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
How much does it cost to get married at the courthouse?
The marriage license is $20 for residents and $30 for non-residents. The private civil ceremony has a separate fee, so check with the Wayne County Clerk's office for current pricing.
What should I wear?
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There's no courthouse dress code, but ditch the sweatpants and ripped jeans. Think "business casual on a good day." You want to look sharp for your selfies, at least.
Can I bring food and drinks to celebrate after?
Nope, courthouse isn't BYOB (bring your own bubbly). But hey, there's probably a celebratory Coney Island hot dog stand right outside. Detroit-style victory lap, anyone?
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