Lost Your Bin? Don't Trash Talk Detroit's Garbage Can Game - Here's How to Get a New One!
Let's face it, Detroit: sometimes life throws a curveball. Your perfectly good garbage can could be mysteriously relocated by a rogue raccoon, or maybe it decided to join the witness protection program for discarded pizza boxes. Whatever the reason, you're now staring down a mountain of banana peels with nothing to put them in. Don't despair, fellow Detroiter! Replacing your trusty trash receptacle is easier than saying "packers and movers" ten times fast (although, that is a fun challenge).
Here's the lowdown on how to get a new garbage can from the good folks at the City of Detroit:
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| How Do I Order A New Garbage Can From The City Of Detroit |
Step 1: Dial Up Advanced Disposal
That's right, Detroit has partnered with Advanced Disposal to handle all your garbage can needs. Think of them as the fairy godmothers of forgotten bins. Grab your phone and dial (844) 2-DETROIT (233-8764). Be prepared to unleash your inner charm on the customer care representative – a little politeness goes a long way!
Pro Tip: While you've got Advanced Disposal on the line, you might as well ask about their recycling program. Mother Earth will thank you, and who knows, you might even snag a discount at a local business for being such a champion of the environment!
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Step 2: Be Prepared to Pay a Small Fee
There may be a $25 fee associated with replacing your garbage can. But hey, a small price to pay for the privilege of not having to explain to your neighbors why your lawn looks like a scene from a garbage truck explosion.
Step 3: Wait Patiently (or Not So Patiently)
Just like that regrettable Tinder date who never called back, there might be a wait time for your new garbage can to arrive. Don't fret! In the meantime, get creative with your trash disposal. Maybe invest in a fashionable sheet to drape over overflowing bags (think haute couture dumpster chic).
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Important Note: While you wait for your new bin, don't put your trash out loose on the curb. This is a surefire way to attract unwanted guests like pigeons or that squirrel who keeps eyeing your car with suspicion.
Now You're Back in the Trash-Talking Game!
With your new garbage can in tow, you're ready to conquer Mount Trashmore once again. Remember to recycle what you can, and keep Detroit looking spick and span!
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Bonus Round: Frequently Asked Questions
QuickTip: Focus more on the ‘how’ than the ‘what’.
How to find out my garbage pick-up day?
The City of Detroit has a handy dandy brochure that answers all your trash-related questions, including your pick-up day. You can find it here: [link to brochure on Detroit.gov]
How to report a missed garbage pick-up?
Contact Advanced Disposal directly at (844) 2-DETROIT (233-8764).
How to avoid attracting critters to my garbage can?
QuickTip: Don’t skim too fast — depth matters.
Make sure your lid is always closed tight, and avoid putting out food scraps.
How to clean my garbage can?
For a sparkling clean bin, simply hose it down with water and a mild disinfectant.
How to win a staring contest with a rogue raccoon?
We recommend sunglasses and a good sense of humor. Those guys are persistent!
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