Trash Talk: How to Score a New Garbage Can in Detroit (Because Let's Be Honest, the Old One Might Be Plotting Your Downfall)
Look, we've all been there. Your once trusty trash receptacle is now a rusted, possibly haunted, shadow of its former self. The raccoons are holding council meetings on top of it, and the stench is enough to knock a buzzard off a stink wagon. Fear not, fellow Detroit resident, for a shiny new garbage can is but a phone call away!
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| How Do I Order A New Trash Can In Detroit |
Calling in the Can Cavalry (or Should We Say, the Garbage Guys?)
The good folks at Advanced Disposal are the kings and queens of all things trash collection in Detroit. They'll be your knight in shining armor (or, well, knight in orange jumpsuit) when it comes to getting you a brand new bin. Here's how to get in touch:
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- Dial (844) 2-DETROIT (233-8764). Yes, that's right, they have a phone number as catchy as a Motown tune.
- Prepare to unleash your most charming phone voice. Because, hey, a little politeness never hurt anyone, especially when you're requesting a throne for your trash.
Pro Tip: If you're feeling fancy, you can also try emailing them at customerserviceRS_GLA@wm.com, but calling is usually the fastest way to get your binly business handled.
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The Nitty Gritty (or Should We Say, the Trash Talk?):
There are a few things to keep in mind when you embark on your quest for a new can:
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- There may be a small fee involved. It's like a garbage can initiation fee – a rite of passage into the world of responsible waste disposal.
- Be patient. Just like a fine wine, a new trash can takes a little time to arrive. But hey, at least you'll have a riveting story to tell your neighbors about the great garbage can caper of 2024.
Frequently Asked Trash Can Questions:
How to:
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- Find out my trash pickup day? The City of Detroit website has all the answers:
https://detroitmi.gov/departments/department-public-works/refuse-collection - Report a missed garbage pickup? There's an app for that! Download the "Improve Detroit" app and let the city know your trash is feeling neglected.
- Recycle properly? Detroit offers curbside recycling! Check out the details here:
https://detroitmi.gov/departments/department-public-works/refuse-collection/detroit-recycles - Dispose of hazardous waste? Don't just toss those old batteries with your banana peels! Find a proper hazardous waste disposal center near you:
https://www.michigan.gov/egle/about/organization/materials-management/hazardous-waste
So there you have it! With a little know-how and a phone call, you'll be the envy of the block with your spankin' new trash can. Now go forth and conquer that overflowing garbage monster!
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