Lost Your Garbage Can? Don't Trash Talk Detroit's Sanitation System Just Yet!
Let's face it, Detroiters, we've all been there. You wake up on a crisp Tuesday morning, ready to tackle that overflowing mountain of banana peels and coffee grounds, only to discover... your garbage can has vanished! Did raccoons hold a secret summit and decide it was the tastiest can they'd ever seen? Did a rogue gust of wind carry it off to a life of leisure on Belle Isle? Fear not, fellow trash titans! Retrieving a new garbage can in Detroit is easier than dodging a rogue rogue pigeon (although that's a pretty impressive feat in itself).
Here's the lowdown on how to get your garbage game back on point:
Who You Gonna Call? (Besides Ghostbusters)
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Detroit has a tag-team duo handling trash collection: Waste Management and Advanced Disposal. But which one is your knight in shining armor? No need to dust off your detective hat, the answer lies in your zip code. Head over to the City of Detroit's website (
Dialing for Dollars (Maybe)
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
Now, for the big question: Will this new garbage can cost you an arm and a leg? Generally, replacing a lost or damaged can comes with a $20 fee. However, there are a few exceptions:
- New resident? You might be entitled to a freebie! Check with your landlord or the sanitation company directly.
- Grateful neighbor syndrome? Did a kind soul down the street loan you their can? Maybe offer them a six-pack of Vernors as a thank you (it's the polite thing to do in Detroit).
Speaking of Manners...
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While you're on the phone with the sanitation company, be sure to unleash your inner charm offensive. A little politeness goes a long way, and who knows, you might even snag some insider tips on how to keep those pesky raccoons at bay (hint: it probably doesn't involve leaving out a buffet of leftover pizza).
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| How To Get A New Garbage Can In Detroit |
Frequently Asked Trash Questions:
How to avoid losing your garbage can in the first place?
Tip: Train your eye to catch repeated ideas.
- Chain it to a nearby object (don't worry, the sanitation folks are used to it).
- Befriend the neighborhood cat. Cats hate raccoons.
- Label your can clearly. Nobody wants to accidentally steal your week-old gym socks.
How long does it take to get a new garbage can?
- Delivery timelines can vary, but it usually takes between 3-5 business days.
How do I dispose of my old, broken garbage can?
- Contact your sanitation company. They might have a specific pick-up procedure for bulky items.
What if I can't afford the replacement fee?
- Contact your local Department of Public Works. They might have assistance programs available.
How do I know when my garbage collection day is?
- This one's a lifesaver! The City of Detroit website (
https://detroitmi.gov/departments/department-public-works/refuse-collection
There you have it, Detroit! With a little know-how and some phone charm, you'll be back to throwing away your trash like a pro in no time. Now go forth and conquer that overflowing mountain... responsibly, of course.
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