The Great Escape: How to Ditch Denver Like a Pro (According to Connor Walsh)
Ah, Denver. The name that sends shivers down the perfectly manicured spines of Annalise Keating's Keating 5 (well, the surviving Keating 4... RIP Wes). This fine district attorney made escaping a murder rap seem like child's play compared to dodging his clutches. But fear not, fellow law-adjacent civilians! Connor Walsh, resident drama king and escape artist extraordinaire, is here to share his, ahem, unconventional wisdom on how to get the heck out of Denver (or any determined authority figure's) sights.
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| How Does Connor Get Away From Denver |
Step 1: The Art of the Distraction
First things first, Denver's a bloodhound. You gotta throw him off the scent. Think bold. Think flashy.
Tip: Don’t just glance — focus.
- Channel your inner diva: Throw a temper tantrum in public. Accuse a bystander of stealing your fabulous cravat. Bonus points if you can work in a Shakespearean sonnet or two. Denver will be so confused, he'll forget all about that pesky murder case.
- Fake an injury (but make it dramatic): Sprain your ankle "fleeing from a rogue squirrel." Develop a sudden, debilitating allergy to… paperwork? The key is commitment, people!
Step 2: The Power of Persuasion (or Blackmail)
Look, Denver's a lawyer. He understands leverage. Here's where you get creative:
- Become his BFF: Shower him with compliments on his questionable tie collection. Bake him a friendship cake (Oliver can handle the baking, trust). Maybe even offer to help redecorate his office with a touch of Keating Manor chic.
- Threaten to expose his love of Nickelback: This is a nuclear option, use it wisely. Denver might just cut his losses and run screaming into the sunset.
Step 3: The Grand Disappearance (Because Oliver Can Hack Anything)
QuickTip: A careful read saves time later.
Technology is your friend, people! Luckily, you have Oliver by your side.
- Operation Ghost: Have Oliver erase your digital footprint. Social media? Gone. Bank statements? Never existed. You'll be a digital ghost, floating through the ether, untraceable.
- Fake a New Identity: Become Miguel, the passionate llama herder from the Bolivian Andes. Oliver can whip up a convincing backstory and maybe even a questionable accent. Just avoid wearing a giant llama costume in public.
Important Disclaimer: These methods are purely for entertainment purposes and should not be attempted in real life. Evading legal repercussions is a job for professionals (or Annalise Keating).
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Tip: Pause if your attention drifts.
FAQs:
How to convince Oliver to help you disappear?
- Easy! Promise him unlimited takeout and marathons of trashy reality TV.
How to deal with withdrawal symptoms from social media?
Tip: Read slowly to catch the finer details.
- Retail therapy! Retail therapy always helps (according to Connor's credit card statement).
How to become a convincing llama herder?
- Research! Watch documentaries, practice your yodeling skills, and maybe learn some basic Spanish phrases (just in case).
How to avoid suspicion while rocking a fake accent?
- Keep it subtle! Nobody needs a full-blown Borat impression.
How to ensure Denver never finds you?
- Stay off his radar! No public meltdowns, no dramatic fainting spells in the grocery store. Just… blend in. It might kill Connor, but sometimes, sacrifices must be made.
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