Is Portland's Water a Softie or a Tough Guy? The Great H2O Showdown
Ever noticed how soap suds up like a disco party in the shower at your friend's place, but at your own digs it's more like a sad, flat pool party? That, my friends, could be the tale of two water types: soft and hard. And in Portland, the story gets interesting... because it depends where you get your H2O fix.
Bull Run to the Rescue... with Softness!
Portland's main water source, the majestic Bull Run Watershed, delivers some seriously soft water. We're talking a silky 3-8 parts per million (ppm) hardness, so soft it'll make your shower pouf sing like Pavarotti. This translates to happy suds, dishes that sparkle like diamonds, and minimal threat of that pesky white buildup on your kettle.
But Wait, There's More! A Tale of Two Cities (or Should We Say, Two Water Supplies)
Now, here's where things get a little murky (not literally, of course, Portland's water is famously clean!). Some areas of Portland also get their water from the Columbia South Shore Well Field. This groundwater source is a bit more of a tough guy, clocking in at a moderate 80 ppm hardness. Still not enough to warrant a water softener helmet, but enough to make your soap act a tad less enthusiastic.
Tip: Take mental snapshots of important details.
So, How Hard is Portland's Water REALLY?
The answer, like most things in life, is it depends! Here's a handy cheat sheet:
- Bull Run Believer? You're in soft water paradise!
- Sipping from the Columbia Well? Your water's moderately hard, but nothing to lose sleep over.
Fun Fact: Did you know hard water can actually be good for your health? It adds calcium and magnesium, essential minerals our bodies need. But fear not, soft water lovers, you're not missing out on any vital nutrients from your tap.
"Hold on a sec," you say, "This is fascinating, but how do I know where MY water comes from?"
QuickTip: Reflect before moving to the next part.
Fear not, curious citizen! Here are a couple of ways to find your water source:
- Check your water bill – it might list the source.
- Contact the Portland Water Bureau – they'll be happy to help!
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Frequently Asked Questions: The Hardness Edition
How to find out for sure if my Portland water is hard or soft?
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Contact the Portland Water Bureau – they'll be happy to tell you based on your location!
How to make my soft Portland water even softer (if that's even possible)?
Tip: Check back if you skimmed too fast.
Well, that's like asking for a more relaxing bubble bath – you're already in soft water heaven! But seriously, there's no need to soften already soft water.
How to deal with moderately hard water from the Columbia Well?
For most Portlanders, a water softener isn't necessary. But if you find hard water really bothers you, you can always consult a plumber about softener options.
How to enjoy the amazing taste of Portland's water, regardless of hardness?
Tip: Look for small cues in wording.
Invest in a reusable water bottle and stay hydrated, my friend!
How to impress your friends with your newfound knowledge of Portland's water hardness?
Casually drop this fact at your next gathering: "Did you know Portland has two water sources, one soft and one moderately hard? Fascinating, right?" Boom. Instant intellectual cred.
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