Nashville Shooting: How Long Ago Did This Whole Awful Thing Happen?
Hey there, memory-challenged friends (and everyone else)! Let's talk about the Nashville shooting, because dwelling on depressing stuff is fun... not really. But hey, at least we can be informative while we commiserate, right?
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Sheesh, That Was Recent (Relatively Speaking)
The Nashville shooting at the Covenant School went down on March 27th, 2023. Yeah, not exactly ancient history. Feels like yesterday someone was using a whiteboard marker for something nefarious instead of, you know, teaching long division.
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This was a terrible tragedy, and our thoughts are still with the victims and their families.
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Time Makes Everything Fuzzy (Except My Memory, Which is Basically Swiss Cheese)
So, why does it feel like this happened ages ago? Here are some theories:
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- 2023 Was a Hot Mess Express: Seriously, between the whole "rogue toaster apocalypse" situation and the great emu uprising (those flightless fiends!), it's hard to keep track.
- News Cycle on Hyperdrive: News these days travels faster than a squirrel with a jetpack, so even major events get pushed aside by the next celebrity shoe mishap.
- My Brain is a Colander: Let's be honest, some of us struggle to remember what we ate for breakfast, let alone historical events. (No shame in the memory game, folks)
How to Remember Stuff (Because Apparently I Need Help)
Alright, alright, enough with the self-deprecating humor. If you're one of those people who constantly forgets pop culture references or historical facts (like, ahem, myself), here are some tips:
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How to:
- Turn on Notifications: Follow news outlets or subscribe to informative YouTubers who can keep you updated on current events.
- Make it a Game: Quiz yourself or your friends on recent happenings. Loser buys the next round of, well, whatever doesn't involve rogue toasters.
- Mental Mnemonics: Craft a silly memory trick to remember the date. Maybe "March Madness with Mayhem" for March 27th? (Just spitballin' here...)
There you have it! Hopefully, this post jogged your memory and made you chuckle a bit (because laughter is the best medicine, except for actual medicine, which you should probably take if you're sick).
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