Cars, Rivers, and the Baltimore Blues
So, you're wondering how many cars have taken a plunge into the Baltimore River, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride.
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The Great Baltimore Car Wash
First off, let's clarify something: We're talking about the Patapsco River, not the Baltimore River. Unless someone's been renaming waterways without telling us, the Patapsco is the one that gets the dubious honor of hosting Baltimore's underwater car collection.
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Now, you might think this is a question for the local Department of Transportation, or maybe the River Cleanup Brigade. But honestly, who's counting? It’s like trying to count the grains of sand on a beach while simultaneously chasing a squirrel.
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The Numbers Game
The official count? Somewhere between "more than a handful" and "less than an entire dealership." But let's be honest, who cares about the exact number? Did any of them have a good car stereo system? Or maybe a trunk full of chocolate? These are the real questions that matter.
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We do know that there was a major incident in 2024 when a bridge collapsed and sent several cars for an unexpected swim. It was a bit like a real-life version of that scene from "The Italian Job," but without the cool factor and definitely more water involved.
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The Aquatic Auto Graveyard
Imagine cruising down the Patapsco, enjoying the scenery, and suddenly, boom, you spot a car. A car in the river. It's like nature's own twisted art installation.
Some folks have turned this into a bit of a hobby, apparently. They go river cruising, but instead of looking for dolphins, they're on the lookout for submerged vehicles. We're not sure if there's a support group for these people, but if there is, we're pretty sure they have some interesting stories to share.
How to...
- How to become a river car spotter: Grab a pair of binoculars, a sturdy boat, and a very good insurance policy.
- How to avoid becoming a river car statistic: Pay attention to road signs, especially the ones that say "Bridge."
- How to salvage a car from the river: Call a professional. Unless you're Aquaman, it's probably not a good DIY project.
- How to prevent cars from falling into rivers: Build better bridges, maybe? Or maybe just stop driving like a maniac.
- How to turn a sunken car into a fish habitat: This one's a bit tricky. We're thinking it might involve seaweed and a whole lot of patience.
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