Baby Watch: How Many Tiny Rileys Are Running Around?
Austin Riley, the Atlanta Braves' slugger with a swing that launches baseballs into orbit, might be a giant on the field, but is his family growing just as quickly? Buckle up, baseball fans, because we're about to delve into the fascinating world of Riley reproduction (it's less dramatic than it sounds, promise).
One for Now, But the Future is Wide Open
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As of July 4th, 2024, Austin and his wife Anna are the proud parents of one adorable little Riley, a son named Eason Michael Riley who entered the world with a mighty cry (well, maybe not that mighty, babies are kind of squishy) on April 20th, 2022. Eason is already stealing hearts on Anna's Instagram, sporting Braves gear that might be a tad big, but hey, gotta start indoctrinating those future fans early, right?
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Hold Your Horses on the Riley Dynasty...Just Yet
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Now, you might be thinking, "with a swing that powerful, surely Austin is aiming for a whole baseball team's worth of kids!" Well, slow down there, Joe Torre. Building a family is a marathon, not a home run derby. Austin and Anna are clearly enjoying their time with Eason, and who knows what the future holds? Maybe they'll be fielding a full lineup of Rileys one day, but for now, it's all about cherishing their little slugger.
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Frequently Asked Riley Reproduction Questions (Because Apparently That's a Thing Now)
- How to tell if Austin Riley is having a baby? Unless he announces it on social media or throws a baseball-themed baby shower at the stadium (hey, anything's possible!), your best bet is to follow him and his wife on social media.
- How many home runs does it take to have a baby? Listen, science is complicated, but baseball statistics are not. Focus on the home runs, folks, and leave the family planning to the Rileys.
- Can I teach my baby to swing a bat like Austin Riley? Maybe not quite yet, but hey, exposing them to the game early never hurts! Just be prepared for some serious drool on that tiny bat.
- How many baseballs has Eason Riley hit so far? Zero. He's a little busy with the whole "learning to crawl" thing, but with those genes, who knows what the future holds?
- Is Eason Riley signed by the Braves yet? Relax, Red Sox fans, Eason is a bit young for a contract. Let the kid enjoy his childhood before we start negotiating endorsement deals.
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