Portland's Hot Seat: Counting the Days We Break a Sweat (Literally)
Ah, Portland. Known for its rain, its coffee, and...well, not exactly scorching summers. But hold onto your flannel shirts, folks, because things are heating up! We're talking temperatures that would make a cup of Stumptown blush.
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| How Many Days Over 100 Degrees In Portland Oregon |
So, how many days are we talking about here?
Brace yourselves, because apparently, misery loves company. While Portland historically averages a measly one to two days a year over 100 degrees Fahrenheit (that's 37.8 Celsius for our international friends), the past few years have been a different story.
Thanks, climate change! (Insert sarcastic sunshine emoji here)
According to experts, since 2020, Portland has seen a whopping 16 days where the mercury soared past the century mark. That's more than a whole summer vacation spent sweating through your clothes!
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Is this the new normal?
The short answer? Probably. Studies show that Oregon summers are on an upward trend, with heat waves becoming more frequent and intense. So, dust off those swimsuits (or buy some, because let's be honest, most Portlanders don't own one) because pool days are looking a lot more likely.
But hey, there's a bright side! Maybe we can finally ditch the whole "I don't own air conditioning" badge of honor.
Fun Facts (Because who doesn't love some useless trivia?)
- Portland recently hit 100 degrees for the first time in 2024 – on the Fourth of July, no less! Talk about fireworks!
- The city even broke record highs for three days straight. Looks like Mother Nature decided to celebrate Independence Day with a fiery bang.
How to Survive Portland's Scorching Summers (Because Misery Doesn't Have to Be Lonely)
Alright, alright, enough with the doom and gloom. Here are some tips to keep your cool when Portland decides to turn into a furnace:
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- Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! Water is your new best friend. Carry a reusable water bottle everywhere and pretend it's your prized craft beer (don't worry, we won't judge).
- Seek air conditioning. Libraries, malls, your friend's house with central air – wherever you can find it, go there!
- Embrace the indoors. This is your official excuse to spend all day binge-watching Netflix.
- Ditch the dark clothes. Black absorbs heat, so wear those light and airy sundresses (or whatever the male equivalent of that is).
- Get creative with cooling down. Think cold showers, popsicles, or that fancy foot spa you got for your grandma's birthday (hey, desperate times call for desperate measures!).
FAQ: How to Beat the Portland Heatwave Blues
Q: How to stay cool without air conditioning?
A: Fans are your friend! Invest in a good fan and position it strategically for maximum airflow.
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Q: How to avoid heatstroke?
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A: Know the signs – dizziness, nausea, and excessive sweating. If you experience any of these, get out of the heat and cool down immediately.
Q: How to convince my landlord to finally install AC?
A: This one might be a stretch, but bribery with ice cream never hurts!
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Q: How to find a good swimming pool?
A: Public pools are your best bet! Check your local recreation center for schedules and fees.
Q: How to complain effectively about the heat?
A: While complaining to the sky might be tempting, tweeting hilarious memes about the weather is a much more productive approach.
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