Baltimore: The Land of Gridiron Greatness (Or Something Like That)
So, you wanna know how many football teams Baltimore has? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is about to get really interesting.
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The Ravens and the Mythical Colts
Let's start with the obvious: the Baltimore Ravens. They're the shiny new toy in town, the team that's all like, "Hey, look at us, we're winning Super Bowls and stuff!" And they're pretty good at it, too. You can't really blame them for being a bit cocky. They’ve got purple and black running through their veins, and a fanbase that's as loyal as a golden retriever.
But let's not forget about the ghost that haunts Baltimore's football past: the Baltimore Colts. Now, these guys were the OG's of Baltimore football. They were the ones who put the city on the football map. But then they did the unthinkable: they packed up their bags and moved to Indianapolis. It was like breaking up with your high school sweetheart and then marrying their annoying cousin. The city was heartbroken. It was a betrayal of epic proportions.
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The Other Guys
Of course, there are other football teams in Baltimore, but let's be real, they're not exactly household names. We've got the Baltimore Brigade, who play in the Arena Football League. It's like regular football, but with smaller players, a smaller field, and a whole lot more scoring. And then there's the Baltimore Stallions, who used to play in the Canadian Football League. Yep, you read that right. A Canadian football team in Baltimore. It's like ordering a poutine at a steakhouse.
So, to answer your question: Baltimore has one NFL team (the Ravens), one Arena Football League team (the Brigade), and a history with a team that's now in Indianapolis (the Colts). And if you're really desperate, there’s always the Stallions, but let’s not pretend that’s a real answer.
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How to Become a Baltimore Football Fan
How to choose between the Ravens and the Colts: It’s a tough one, but if you like your football with a side of drama and betrayal, go for the Colts. If you prefer your football with a side of winning, go for the Ravens.
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How to survive a Ravens game: Wear purple and black, be prepared to shout your lungs out, and don't forget to bring your lucky charm.
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
How to understand Canadian football: Watch a game, drink a lot of beer, and pretend you know what's going on.
How to cope with the Colts leaving: Therapy, lots of therapy.
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How to support the Baltimore Brigade: Show up to the games, bring noisemakers, and be prepared for a fast-paced, high-scoring game.
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