The San Antonio Spurs: Shedding Like a Golden Retriever in July
Hey basketball fans, let's talk about the San Antonio Spurs. Buckle up, because this one's a wild ride. Remember that childhood game where you kept losing turns and ended up stuck in the middle, arms flailing, begging for mercy? Yeah, that's kinda the Spurs' situation right now, only instead of hopscotch squares, it's the NBA court.
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So, how many Ls are we talking about here?
Hold onto your hats (or sombreros, if you're feeling thematic) because the Spurs recently set a franchise record for the most consecutive losses: a whopping 18. Yep, you read that right. 18 straight Ls. That's more Ls than there are letters in "Los Angeles Lakers" (sorry, Lakers fans, we couldn't resist).
But wait, there's more!
This epic losing streak wasn't just bad, it was historic. It surpassed the previous record of 17 losses, making San Antonio the champion... of losing. We're awarding them a participation trophy...made entirely out of L-shaped cookies.
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But hey, at least they're consistent, right?
(nervous laughter)
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The good news? The streak is finally over! The Spurs eventually found the elusive win column, but let's be honest, that losing streak was a doozy.
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Frequently Asked Questions (because we know you have them)
How to get over a truly epic losing streak? Binge-watch reruns of the Spurs' glory days with Tim Duncan. That should cheer you right up.
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How to avoid catching the "losing bug" yourself? Positive vibes only, my friend. Surround yourself with winners...like, the team that beat the Spurs after 18 losses.
How to support the San Antonio Spurs during tough times? Wear your Spurs jersey with pride, even if it feels a little like wearing your pajamas in public. They'll appreciate the unwavering loyalty (and maybe they'll even win a game for you).
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How to celebrate a Spurs victory (especially after a long losing streak)? Break out the confetti (or at least some sprinkles) because a win these days is a cause for serious celebration.
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