Bridge Over Troubled Water (or Not)
So, you wanna know about the Baltimore bridge collapse, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is gonna be a rollercoaster of emotions (probably not).
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The Day the Bridge Cried
Let's rewind to that fateful day when a ship decided it had seen enough of the high seas and wanted to take a shortcut through a bridge. Yes, you read that right. A ship. A bridge. It's like a real-life game of Jenga, but with way higher stakes and less wooden blocks.
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The result? A bridge that went from standing tall and proud to doing a dramatic belly flop into the icy waters below. It was a scene straight out of a disaster movie, minus the heroic rescues and slow-motion explosions (unless you count the slow-motion collapse of a bridge as heroic).
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Six Feet Under the Bridge
Tragically, six construction workers lost their lives in this aquatic adventure. These brave souls were just doing their jobs, trying to make the world a slightly less bumpy place, when BAM! Bridge collapse. It's enough to make you rethink your career choices, isn't it?
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The Aftermath: A Bridge-Shaped Hole in Our Hearts
The aftermath was a whirlwind of rescue efforts, investigations, and finger-pointing. People were scrambling to figure out who was to blame: the ship captain who clearly had a thing for bridges, the bridge itself for being overly dramatic, or maybe even the construction workers for being too good at their jobs (just kidding, they were heroes).
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In the end, the blame game is less important than the lives lost. It's a stark reminder that even the most solid structures can crumble, and that sometimes, life throws you a curveball (or in this case, a ship-shaped curveball).
How to...
How to avoid being a bridge?
- Avoid being made of concrete and steel.
- Don't stand in the way of a rogue ship.
How to become a bridge expert?
- Build a lot of bridges (or at least study them).
- Develop a strong fear of ships.
How to survive a bridge collapse?
- Don't be on the bridge when it collapses.
- Have a really good life jacket.
How to prevent bridge collapses?
- Regular inspections.
- Avoid letting ships crash into them.
How to feel better about the Baltimore bridge collapse?
- Remember, it could have been worse.
- Donate to a charity supporting the victims' families.
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