The Great Kansas City Challah Count: Unveiling the Numbers (with a dash of Kvetching)
Ever wondered how many Jews call Kansas City home? You're not alone! This question has sparked more curiosity than a schmear of unexpected horseradish.
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So, how many rugelach are we talking about, anyway?
According to the 2021 Greater Kansas City Jewish Community Study by Brandeis University (bet you weren't expecting a university to be the keeper of the challah count!), there are approximately 22,100 Jewish folks residing in the greater Kansas City area. That's a pretty sizeable mishpacha!
Wait, there's more! This number includes adults and children. So, if you're picturing a sea of bubbes and zadies rocking the synagogues, you might be surprised. The study also found the median age of Jewish adults in Kansas City skews a bit higher than the national average. Don't worry, though, they're all still out there keeping the brisket game strong.
But is it enough? A little friendly kvetching...
Now, some folks (you know who you are, Sheryl with your giant menorah) might say 22,100 isn't enough. We could always use more noshing partners at those potluck Latkes parties. But hey, here's the good news: the study also showed a slight growth in the Jewish population since the last count in 1985. So, who knows? Maybe next year we'll have enough people for a truly epic Passover Seder that doesn't involve inviting Uncle Morty twice.
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Important Disclaimer: This is all in good fun. Kvetching is practically a Jewish pastime, right up there with mastering the perfect matzah ball.
FAQs: You Asked, We Answered (in a Yiddish kinda way)
1. How to find other Jews in Kansas City?
Easy! Hit up the local synagogues, community centers, or (here's a crazy one) JDate.
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2. How to make the perfect challah for the next big Kansas City get-together?
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Practice, my friend, practice. And maybe a little help from Bubbe's secret recipe.
3. How to say "Happy Hanukkah" in Yiddish?
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
"A freylechen Chanukah!"
4. How to explain the allure of burnt brisket?
It's an acquired taste. Just trust us.
Tip: Use this post as a starting point for exploration.
5. How to get involved in the Kansas City Jewish community?
There are tons of organizations and events! A quick web search or a call to your local synagogue should point you in the right direction.
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