Denver: Mile High City, Mile High Mayhem? Debunking the Mass Shooting Myth (Mostly)
Ah, Denver. Land of green rushes (both the legal and...not-so-legal kind), craft beer haven, and...mass shootings? Hold on to your burritos, folks, because this one deserves a closer look.
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So, How Many Shootings Are We Talking About Here?
Now, Denver hasn't exactly become Gotham City overnight. But it is true, Colorado has a bit of a...complicated...relationship with gun violence. There have been some well-publicized mass shootings in the state, including the Columbine High School tragedy and the Aurora theater shooting. Those were horrific events, and our hearts go out to the victims and their families.
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However, it's important to remember these were isolated incidents, not a daily occurrence. Denver, in particular, isn't exactly Dodge City.
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But I Heard There's a Mass Shooting Every Other Week!
Not quite, my friend. There are different definitions of "mass shooting" floating around. Some folks include gang violence, others don't. The key thing is to look at credible sources (think news organizations, not your grandma's overly-enthusiastic chain email). These sources will usually define a mass shooting as an incident where four or more people are injured or killed, not including the shooter.
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Okay, Okay, But It Still Seems Scary
Hey, we hear you. Gun violence is a serious issue, and even one mass shooting is too many. But here's the good news: Denver is a vibrant city with a ton to offer. The chances of getting caught in a mass shooting are incredibly low. You're far more likely to get sunburned hiking, or develop a crippling addiction to green chile (it's a real risk, folks).
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How to Survive Denver (Just Kidding, But Here Are Some Helpful Tips)
- Hydrate: Denver is high altitude, dehydration is a bigger threat than a stray bullet.
- Sunscreen: Seriously, that sun is no joke.
- Be Aware of Your Surroundings: This is good advice anywhere, not just Denver.
- Don't Be Afraid to Ask for Help: Denverites are a friendly bunch.
- Enjoy the City! There's amazing food, stunning scenery, and a whole lot to explore.
So come on down to Denver, take a deep breath of that fresh mountain air, and relax. The biggest danger you'll face is probably arguing with someone about whether Casa Bonita is actually good (it's a debate that will rage on for eternity).
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