The Burning Question: How Many More Games Can You Stomach? A Guide to the Detroit Lions' 2024 Season
Ah, Detroit Lions fans. You brave, beautiful souls. You endure the bone-chilling winters, the questionable fashion choices (looking at you, Honolulu blue and silver...), all for that glorious feeling of, well, maybe this year will be different?
This year, however, there's a twinkle in your eye, a swagger in your step. The Lions, those lovable underdogs, actually made it to the playoffs last year! Did Matthew Stafford cry on national television again? Unimportant details. The point is, hope springs eternal, and with it comes the burning question: How many more games can we witness this glorious gridiron redemption?
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Buckle Up, Buttercup, It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint
The good news, Lions fans (and yes, there are a select few of you out there), is that the season is a marathon, not a sprint. A glorious, 17-week marathon filled with touchdowns, questionable calls by the refs we'll be complaining about for months, and enough hot dogs to sponsor a dachshund race.
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So, how many games are left? Well, fret not, fellow football fanatic, because drumroll please there are a whopping 17 games on the docket! That's right, 17 chances to witness Goff sling laser beams (or maybe slightly less impressive passes, but hey, it's the hope that counts!), Swift juke defenders out of their shoes, and the Honolulu blue defense rise to the occasion (fingers crossed).
Pro Tip: Stock Up on Tums
Now, 17 games is a long time. There will be highs (inevitable playoff run, anyone?), lows (inevitable dropped passes in the red zone), and everything in between. So, here's a friendly suggestion: stock up on Tums. You'll need them to tame the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with being a Lions fan.
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How To FAQ: Your Lions Fix in Five Easy Steps
How to channel your inner Matthew Stafford and unleash a killer arm? Sorry, practice (and maybe a time machine).
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How to celebrate a Lions win without, you know, causing property damage? Invest in a high-five cushion or a celebratory air guitar solo.
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How to cope with a Lions loss? Distract yourself with another glorious season of, uh, watching paint dry? (Just kidding, there's always next week!)
How to find fellow Lions fans to commiserate (or celebrate) with? Hit up the nearest sports bar wearing your Honolulu blue with pride.
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How to know you're a true Lions fan? Easy. You can explain the concept of "schadenfreude" and recite the team's heartbreaking history without flinching.
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