Bridge Over Troubled Water (or Not)
So, you want to know how many people kicked the bucket in that whole Baltimore bridge fiasco, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because we're about to dive into a real rollercoaster of emotions (or lack thereof, given the subject matter).
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The Great Bridge Caper
Let's rewind a bit. There was this bridge, right? A fancy one in Baltimore, all proud and tall. Then, BAM! A ship decides it's a better sailor than a bridge and KABOOM! Half the thing goes splat into the drink. Talk about a bridge troll!
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Now, the real question is: how many people were on that bridge when it decided to take a swim? Well, the short answer is six. Six brave souls who were just trying to fix potholes and ended up becoming unintended aquatic explorers. Let's give them a round of applause for their unexpected dip.
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A Tale of Two Cities (or One Really Bad Bridge)
But wait, there's more! Because apparently, bridges have a grudge against Baltimore. Like, a serious grudge. This isn't the first time a bridge has decided to pull a disappearing act in this city. Remember that whole "bridge collapse of 1968" thing? Yeah, that was Baltimore too. Talk about a city with a bridge problem!
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The Aftermath (or When Bridges Become News Anchors)
After the whole bridge debacle, there was a lot of, "OMG, can you believe this?" and "Who's going to pay for this mess?" and "Where's the nearest lifeguard?" But let's be real, the real heroes of this story were the rescue teams. Those guys deserve all the medals and cookies.
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And that, my friends, is the tragic tale of the Baltimore bridge collapse. A story of human loss, structural failure, and the enduring question: "Why do bridges hate Baltimore so much?"
How to Cope with Bridge Anxiety
Okay, so maybe you're a little freaked out about bridges now. Don't worry, we've all been there. Here are some tips to help you cope:
- How to avoid bridges: Invest in a really good pair of roller skates.
- How to make friends with bridges: Bring them cookies. Or maybe a therapist.
- How to become a bridge whisperer: Just kidding, that's not a real thing.
- How to build a bridge-proof house: Move to a floating home.
- How to start a support group for people afraid of bridges: Invite a lot of people from Baltimore.
Remember, bridges are just jealous of airplanes. They wish they could fly too.
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