Burgess: The Human Pincushion of Chicago PD
Let's talk about Kim Burgess, shall we? The woman, the myth, the walking, talking bullet magnet. If there was an award for "Most Shots Taken by a Fictional Character Without Dying," she'd have a trophy case bigger than Voight's ego. I mean, this woman has been shot more times than a skeet shooting target.
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Round One: The Early Days
It all started innocently enough. A little graze here, a flesh wound there. You know, standard police officer stuff. But then things escalated. Like, way escalated. She got shot in the neck, for crying out loud! I'm pretty sure that's not in the job description.
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Round Two: The Bullet Magnet Phase
At this point, it's safe to say Burgess has developed a certain immunity to pain. Or maybe she's just really good at faking it. Either way, she keeps getting shot, and we keep getting tense. It's like a never-ending game of Russian Roulette, but with way higher stakes.
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Round Three: The Question Remains
So, the burning question is: How many times has Burgess actually been shot? I've lost count. It's like trying to keep track of the number of times Voight has said "intel." It's a full-time job. Maybe we need a dedicated Burgess Shot Counter. Or maybe we should just start a pool.
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Important Note: While we find Burgess's bullet-dodging skills incredibly impressive, we do not recommend trying this at home. Getting shot is generally considered to be a bad thing.
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How To...
- How to survive as many gunshot wounds as Burgess: We're still working on this one. Maybe a really good health insurance plan?
- How to count the number of times Burgess has been shot: Get a big whiteboard and a lot of markers. You're going to need them.
- How to stop worrying about Burgess: Good luck with that. We're all on edge every time she leaves the precinct.
- How to become a bullet magnet like Burgess: Avoid Chicago PD at all costs.
- How to appreciate Burgess's resilience: Watch Chicago PD. It's a masterclass in determination.
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