Bridge Over Troubled Waters (or Not)
So, you want to know how many people got hurt when that bridge in Baltimore decided to take a swan dive into the river? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this story is a rollercoaster of emotions (mostly shock and disbelief).
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| How Many Were Hurt In The Baltimore Bridge Collapse |
The Day the Bridge Said "Adios"
Let's rewind to that fateful day when the Francis Scott Key Bridge decided it had had enough of Baltimore traffic. Apparently, it was tired of cars honking at it, trucks overloading it, and people complaining about the toll. So, it took matters into its own concrete hands.
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Or, more accurately, it got hit by a big, grumpy cargo ship that seemed to have a personal vendetta against bridges. The ship, let's call it "Captain Clueless," decided to play bumper cars with the bridge, and well, the bridge lost.
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Casualty Count: More Drama Than a Reality Show
Now, you're probably wondering about the casualties. Let's get to the point: it was a tragic event. Several construction workers were on the bridge when it decided to take a plunge, and unfortunately, not everyone made it out alive. It's a heartbreaking story, and our thoughts are with the victims and their families.
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But here's the kicker: the number of injured people isn't as straightforward as you might think. There were some workers who managed to escape the watery grave, but they definitely had a close call. So, while the death toll is sadly confirmed, the exact number of injured people is still being tallied.
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The Aftermath: More Drama Than a Reality Show (Seriously)
The aftermath of the bridge collapse was like a real-life soap opera. There were accusations flying, blame being tossed around like confetti, and everyone trying to figure out who was going to pay for the mess.
The shipping industry was in a tizzy, the city was in chaos, and everyone was wondering how the heck they were going to get across the river now. It was a whole lot of drama, let me tell you.
How to...
- How to avoid being on a collapsing bridge: Unfortunately, there's no foolproof method. But avoiding bridges that look like they're about to crumble might be a good start.
- How to become a bridge inspector: If you have a fear of heights and a love for paperwork, this might be the career for you.
- How to build a bridge that won't collapse: Hire a good engineer, use quality materials, and maybe avoid putting it in the path of giant cargo ships.
- How to swim to safety if your bridge collapses: Take swimming lessons, practice holding your breath, and hope you have a life jacket handy.
- How to deal with the emotional trauma of witnessing a bridge collapse: Seek professional help, talk to friends and family, and avoid watching any disaster movies for a while.
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