The Boston Strangler: Counting Casualties with a Side of Clam Chowder (Because Seriously, Who Does That?)
Ah, the Boston Strangler. A name that sends shivers down your spine (or maybe just makes you crave a good lobster roll, depending on your temperament). This notorious serial killer terrorized the streets of Beantown in the early 1960s, leaving a path of confusion and, well, strangled victims. But how many exactly met their end at the hands (or scarves) of this fiendish fellow?
The Official Body Count: 13
That's the number bandied about by the authorities, etched in stone on the tablets of true crime history. Albert DeSalvo, a man with a personality as charming as a bowl of cold clam chowder, confessed to being the one-man strangling squad. There was even some fancy DNA evidence to back it up for the last victim (lucky number 13, because who wants to be number 14 on a killer's dance card?).
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But Hold Your Horses (Unless They're Made of Plywood and Used to Board Up Windows During a Murder Spree!)
Some folks just aren't buying the whole DeSalvo did it all story. Here's the thing: the details of some of the murders just didn't quite match his confession. Maybe he was embellishing to get his name in the papers (because apparently, even infamy is better than obscurity). Or perhaps there was a whole team of stranglers on the loose, like some kind of twisted bowling league, except instead of pins, they knocked off ladies. Spooky!
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So, the real answer? We may never truly know.
The foggy streets of Boston seem to have swallowed some of the truth. But hey, that's the beauty (or lack thereof) of unsolved mysteries! Keeps us guessing, right?
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Bonus Fun Fact: During the height of the Strangler's reign of terror, sales of deadbolts and tear gas skyrocketed. Because nothing says "romantic evening" quite like pepper spray and a door that even the Hulk would struggle with.
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FAQ: How to Avoid Being a Strangler Victim (Because Seriously, Who Wants That?)
While time travel to the 1960s might be a tad tricky, here are some tips that are generally good for personal safety:
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1. How to Trust Your Gut: If someone gives you the creeps, don't let them in your apartment! Even if they say they're there to fix the leaky faucet shaped like a miniature lobster.
2. How to Be a Nosey Neighbor (In a Good Way): Look out for your neighbors, especially if they live alone. A friendly wave or a quick phone call can go a long way.
3. How to Invest in Good Locks: Deadbolts are your friends. Seriously, consider them your BFFs.
4. How to Light Up Your Life (Literally): Good lighting around your doorways discourages shady characters. Think of it as a disco ball for safety.
5. How to Have a Plan: If someone tries something funny, have a plan to escape or fight back (within reason, of course).
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