The Great Boston Blizzard of... Wait, What? Did It Even Snow?
Hey weather warriors and snow enthusiasts (or should I say, the two people who enjoy a good Boston snowfall in July), let's talk about the most pressing question gripping the nation: did it snow in Boston today?
Hold onto your hats (because, let's be real, it's probably not that windy in July Boston)... the answer is a resounding NO. No blizzards, no snowball fights, not even a rogue flurry to christen your patio furniture.
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Now, before you pack your bags and head to the tropics in search of a frozen wonderland (because who doesn't love a good existential crisis triggered by the lack of seasonal snowfall?), here's a little something to lighten the mood:
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- Statistically Speaking: Did you know Boston averages a cool 56 inches of snowfall annually? So, fret not, winter warriors, your time will come... eventually.
- Global Warming, Anyone? (Insert sarcastic emoji here). While we can't definitively blame climate change for the lack of July snow, it certainly isn't helping the cause of those who crave a winter wonderland in the heart of summer.
But fear not, there's always next year! In the meantime, here are some ways to quench your thirst for frosty fun:
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- Hit the ice cream parlor! Boston boasts some incredible spots to indulge your sweet tooth.
- Channel your inner Elsa and build a snowman... out of sand! The beaches are calling.
- Embrace the sunshine! Boston has some amazing parks and outdoor activities to enjoy.
## Frequently Asked Blizzard-less Questions:
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How to channel your inner snowflake when there's no snow? Easy! Blast your favorite winter jams and wear your coziest socks.How to convince your friends you vacationed in a winter wonderland? Invest in a good photoshop tutorial.How to prepare for the inevitable winter that will come? Stock up on hot cocoa and fuzzy blankets.How to deal with the existential dread of a snowless July in Boston? Retail therapy is always a good option (or distract yourself with this very article!).How much fun can you have in Boston without snow? A whole lot! So get out there and explore!
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