Baltimore: The Rainy City or Just a Bit Damp?
Baltimore, Maryland - a city known for its crab cakes, the Inner Harbor, and, apparently, its uncanny ability to turn into a watery wonderland. If you're wondering how much rain Baltimore has been soaking up this year, you're not alone. Let's dive into the watery world of Baltimore's precipitation.
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Rain, Rain, Go Away (But Not Too Far)
Baltimoreans have a love-hate relationship with rain. On one hand, we appreciate the greenery it brings, and the fact that it helps our beloved Chesapeake Bay. On the other hand, we're starting to wonder if our city is actually a giant sponge.
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So, how much rain has actually fallen? Well, that depends on who you ask. The weatherman will give you precise numbers and fancy graphs. Your neighbor will tell you it's been raining cats and dogs since January. And your grandma will swear it's the wettest year since Noah built the ark.
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The Great Baltimore Rain Debate
There are endless theories about why Baltimore seems to get so much rain. Some blame the city's location on the Chesapeake Bay. Others point to the fact that it's a coastal city, and coastal cities are just naturally rainier. And then there are those who believe it's a conspiracy by the umbrella industry.
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Personally, I think it's because Baltimore is just really thirsty.
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When Does the Rain Stop?
The short answer is: probably never. But seriously, Baltimore's weather can be unpredictable. One day it's sunny and beautiful, the next it's a monsoon. The best advice? Always carry an umbrella. And a boat, just in case.
How to Deal with Baltimore's Rainy Days
- How to stay dry: Invest in a good raincoat and rain boots. Or, you know, just move to Arizona.
- How to embrace the rain: Grab a hot cup of coffee, curl up with a good book, and enjoy the soothing pitter-patter.
- How to find indoor activities: Baltimore has plenty of museums, theaters, and restaurants to keep you entertained on rainy days.
- How to build an ark: Just kidding. But it might not be a bad idea to have a plan B.
- How to become a rain dance expert: While it might not guarantee sunny skies, it's a fun way to pass the time.
So, there you have it. Baltimore and rain, a tale as old as time. Just remember, even when the skies are gray, there's always a silver lining (or at least a rainbow).
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