Is Kansas City Drowning or Just Having a Really Bad Hair Day?
Kansas City, you've got a serious case of the rainy blues, huh? Let's dive into this watery situation and see if we can figure out just how much Mother Nature is trying to wash away your troubles.
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| How Much Rain In Kansas City Today |
Rain, Rain, Go Away... Maybe Tomorrow?
So, you're wondering how much rain Kansas City is getting today, eh? Well, buckle up, because this might get a little wet. It's like trying to measure the ocean with a teaspoon - it's a lot! But don't worry, I'm not going to bore you with numbers and percentages. Let's just say it's enough to make Noah build another ark (just kidding!).
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Noah's Ark 2.0: Kansas City Edition
Seriously though, the amount of rain Kansas City is getting is no laughing matter. It's causing flooding, traffic jams, and probably a few soggy cereal bowls. But hey, at least the plants are happy!
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Important Note: If you see a duck wearing a raincoat, it's probably time to evacuate.
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Duck for Cover!
Let's face it, Kansas City is turning into a giant puddle. You might want to invest in some water wings and a fishing rod. And don't forget your rubber ducky!
Fun Fact: Did you know that ducks can actually sleep underwater? Maybe they're the real MVPs of this rainy situation.
How to Survive a Kansas City Deluge
- How to stay dry: Invest in a good raincoat, or just move to Arizona.
- How to entertain yourself indoors: Learn a new language, binge-watch your favorite show, or bake a storm.
- How to build an ark (just kidding): You probably don't need one, but if you do, start with a really big bathtub.
- How to find a rainbow: Look up after the rain stops. Or just watch a Disney movie.
- How to appreciate the little things: Like sunny days. And dry socks.
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