The Great Southern California Rain Roulette: How Much Liquid Sunshine Have We Collected?
Let's face it, folks, rain in Southern California is rarer than a celebrity spotted wearing khakis. But this year, Mother Nature threw us a curveball (or perhaps a rogue sprinkle). So, the question on everyone's sun-kissed lips is: just how much rain are we talking about?
Did it even rain? Don't be ridiculous! (Unless...)
Okay, okay, so there were some sprinkles. We're not talking Noah's Ark levels of deluge, but there have been pockets of downpours, particularly in Los Angeles and Ventura Counties.
Here's the juicy gossip: Some areas, like Matilija Canyon and Old Man Mountain, have seen a whopping over 9 inches of rain! That's practically enough to fill a kiddie pool! (Although, let's be honest, most of us would probably use it for a margarita pool instead.)
So, is Southern California swimming in mudslides yet?
Hold your horses (or should we say, surfboards?). While some rain is better than none, it's not quite enough to break the drought or send us all scrambling for inflatable rafts. But hey, at least we can finally wash our cars without feeling guilty, right?
Side note: For those wondering, the average rainy season rainfall for Los Angeles is around 12 inches. So, we've got a ways to go before umbrellas become the new hot fashion accessory.
How to navigate this new world of...slightly damp sidewalks?
Here's a handy guide for these confusing times:
How to identify rain: If you see the sky crying and feel tiny daggers pricking your exposed skin, congratulations, you've witnessed rain!
How to use an umbrella: This mysterious contraption is actually quite simple. Just hold the pointy end up and the big fabric part over your head. Voila! Instant dryness (mostly).
How to avoid awkward conversations about the weather: Stick to the classics: "Isn't this heat crazy?" or "Any fun weekend plans?"
Remember, folks, a little rain is a good thing (unless it floods your basement, then that's a whole other story). So let's raise a glass (filled with whatever you fancy) to this unexpected sprinkle of good fortune!