Baltimore: A City Buried in... What?
So, you want to know how much snow Baltimore got last night? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this is going to be a wild ride.
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| How Much Snow Did Baltimore Get Last Night |
A Snowy Situation
Let's be honest, Baltimoreans are a tough bunch. We've seen our fair share of snowstorms. But last night? Last night was something else. It was like Mother Nature decided to have a snowball fight with the entire city and didn't bother to clean up afterward.
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I mean, I woke up this morning and thought I was in Narnia. Okay, maybe not quite that dramatic, but it felt like it. Cars were sporting their best snow-covered hat, and the sidewalks were transformed into treacherous obstacle courses. It's like the city was holding a "Who Can Build the Biggest Snowman" contest overnight, and everyone won.
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Measuring the Mayhem
Now, as for the actual amount of snow? Well, that's a tricky question. You see, Baltimoreans measure snow in different ways. There's the official measurement, which is probably something boring like inches. But then there's the "Baltimore measurement," which is more like, "Oh, it's deep enough to bury my car." Or, "It's so high, I can't see my neighbor's house."
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So, while I can't give you a precise number, I can tell you this: it was a lot. Like, a lot a lot. Enough to make you question your life choices and wonder if maybe you should've moved to Florida.
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Digging Out
Of course, the real fun begins after the snow stops. It's time to break out the shovels and unleash your inner snow-removal expert. Or, if you're like me, it's time to order pizza and binge-watch Netflix until the snow magically disappears.
Whatever you do, just remember: stay warm, stay safe, and don't forget to build a snowman. Or at least admire your neighbor's impressive snow sculptures.
Pro Tip: If you're planning on venturing outside, wear layers. Like, a lot of layers. And maybe some snowshoes. Just kidding (kind of).
How to Survive a Baltimore Snowstorm
- How to stay warm: Layer up, drink plenty of fluids, and avoid overexertion.
- How to keep your car safe: Clear off all snow and ice before driving, increase following distance, and reduce speed.
- How to shovel safely: Warm up before shoveling, take breaks, and lift with your legs, not your back.
- How to prevent pipes from freezing: Let faucets drip, open cabinet doors, and insulate exposed pipes.
- How to find reliable snow removal services: Check online reviews, get multiple quotes, and ask for references.
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