The Great Denver Snow Mystery: Did a Snowflake Fall or Did We Dream It All?
Ah, Denver snow. The source of joy for skiers, the bane of early morning commuters, and the undeniable king of making everything look ten times prettier (except for maybe your car buried under a rogue drift). But this year, things have been a bit...well, unsnowy.
So, the burning question on everyone's mind is: Did it even snow in Denver this year?
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| How Much Snow Did Denver Get This Year |
Hold Your Horses (Unless They're Equipped with Snowshoes)
According to official records (which, let's face it, are probably kept by tiny snowpeople in the basement of the weather bureau), Denver saw a measly 10.4 inches of snowfall this entire season. That's about as exciting as watching paint dry, especially when compared to the city's average of 57.1 inches.
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Where'd All the White Stuff Go?
Theories abound for the lack of fluffy goodness. Here are a few of our favorites:
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- Mother Nature Forgot to Pay Her Denver Cable Bill: Maybe she was too busy binge-watching Yellowstone reruns to sprinkle some winter magic on the Mile High City.
- Squirrels Stashed it All: Those bushy-tailed bandits are notorious for their winter stockpiles. Maybe they went a little overboard this year.
- The Denver Snow Crew Got Promoted to Rainmakers in California: We wouldn't blame them for the sunny skies and beach vibes.
But Wait, There's More! (Maybe)
While the official snowfall numbers are enough to make any snowman weep, there was a blizzard in late March that dumped a decent amount (around 7 inches) in a single night. For a few glorious days, Denver transformed into a winter wonderland...until the sun came out and melted it all away. Classic Denver.
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So, How Much Snow Did Denver REALLY Get?
That, my friends, is a matter of perspective. Officially, it wasn't much. But for those who experienced the March blizzard, it was a beautiful (and slightly chaotic) reminder that Denver can still get its winter on, even if it takes a while.
FAQ: How to Survive a Denver Winter (Even if There Isn't Much Snow)
- How to channel your inner snow bunny without the snow? Easy! Head to an indoor ski slope or grab your rollerblades and pretend you're on a glacier.
- How to decorate for a snowless winter? Think twinkle lights, fake snow (don't judge!), and plenty of cozy throws to channel the winter vibes.
- How to convince your friends you actually experienced winter in Denver? Instagram filters are your friend. Just don't get caught using a palm tree in the background.
- How to prepare for next year's potential snowpocalypse? Stock up on hot cocoa, good books, and a strong shovel. You never know when Mother Nature might decide to make up for lost time.
- How to deal with the existential dread of a snowless Denver winter? Embrace the sunshine! Hike, bike, or simply enjoy the fact that you don't have to spend hours digging your car out.
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