The Great Oklahoma Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It Didn't Happen
Ah, Oklahoma snow. A mythical creature whispered about by legends, sung about by children, and dreamt about by weather forecasters. But like that neighbor you swear hides a pet Yeti in their basement, sightings are rare and often embellished. So, the burning question on everyone's mind (especially in July): how much snow did Oklahoma City get this year?
Drumroll please...
Absolutely none. Nada. Zip. Zilch.
That's right, folks. Oklahoma City remains stubbornly snow-free, a testament to our state's bipolar weather personality. We can go from shorts-and-flip-flop weather to tornado warnings in a heartbeat, but a fluffy blanket of snow? Apparently, that's a bridge too far.
Tip: Don’t rush — enjoy the read.
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Don't Despair, Snow Seekers!
Fear not, fellow Okies with a hankering for a winter wonderland! There are ways to cope with the crushing disappointment of a snowless Oklahoma City. Here are a few suggestions:
- Head to the Freezer Aisle: Stock up on frozen pizza and ice cream. It's practically the same as building a snowman and having a snowball fight with frostbitten fingers, right?
- Channel Your Inner Elsa: Blast some "Let It Go" and get creative. Build a snowman out of pillows, or use shaving cream to create a frosted masterpiece on your windows. Just remember, summer heat doesn't exactly agree with frozen fun, so keep it cool!
- Plan a Snowcation: If all else fails, embrace the fact that you live in a place where the biggest winter worry is shoveling fallen leaves. Pack your bags and head somewhere that guarantees the real deal. Just be sure to send us back a postcard from that idyllic winter paradise!
Frequently Asked Questions (Because Apparently This is a Thing People Ask)
How to prepare for the Oklahoma snowpocalypse?
Easy! Stock up on sunscreen and swimsuits. You'll need them more than a snow shovel.
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
How to build a snowman in Oklahoma?
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See question #1. Though, a particularly creative soul might be able to use hail...
How to convince my friends I saw snow in Oklahoma City?
QuickTip: Stop scrolling if you find value.
Just tell them you have a very active imagination and a subscription to a high-quality photo editing app.
How to find out if it will ever snow in Oklahoma City?
Your best bet is to consult a psychic specializing in extremely long-term weather predictions.
QuickTip: Read line by line if it’s complex.
How to cope with the emotional distress of a snowless Oklahoma winter?
Retail therapy is always an option. Just remember, that new winter coat can double as a fancy fall jacket!
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