The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Hold Your Shovels, Folks, There's No Blizzard Brewing
Ah, Boston. City of Champions, land of chowder, and... basking in the glorious heat of summer, right? Well, if you were picturing a winter wonderland in July, you might need to adjust your mental thermostat.
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So, how much snow are we ACTUALLY expecting this week?
The answer, my friends, is a resounding nada, zilch, zero. That's right, folks, you can put those parkas away (or, you know, use them as stylish summer dresses, no judgment here).
According to the National Weather Service, Boston is in for a perfectly delightful summer week. We're talking sunshine, warm breezes, and maybe even a chance of... ice cream headaches (but that's a story for another post).
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But wait, isn't Boston known for its crazy weather?
Sure, Boston throws us curveballs sometimes – a surprise snowstorm in April? You got it. A heatwave in February? Don't tempt fate. But this week, at least, Mother Nature seems to be on vacation.
So, what should you do with all this newfound knowledge of Boston's lack of a snowpocalypse? Here are a few ideas:
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- Dust off your swimsuit: Hit the beach, folks! No need to worry about building a snowman out of sandcastles this week.
- Plan your patio cookout: Fire up the grill, because there's no chance of a surprise blizzard interrupting your barbecue plans.
- Break out those shorts: Let those legs see the light of day! No more strategically placed sweatpants to hide pasty winter skin.
Important Note: While there's no snow this week, Boston weather can be unpredictable. So keep an eye on the forecast, just in case Mother Nature decides to throw us a wild card.
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Frequently Asked Snow- (or Lack Thereof) - Related Questions:
How to prepare for a surprise summer snowstorm (because, hey, you never know): Embrace the absurdity! Grab a pool float and pretend it's a giant sled.
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How to build a sandcastle snowman: Pack the sand extra tightly, and maybe add some shells for decoration.
How to convince your friends you saw a flurry in July: Invest in a good fog machine.
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How to enjoy a snow-free Boston summer: See suggestions above. Add copious amounts of ice cream to the mix.
How to find out more about Boston weather: Consult a reliable weather source (because this post is purely for entertainment purposes).
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