The Great Boston Snowmageddon of... July? Hold on to Your Swim Trunks, Folks!
Ever dreamt of building a snowman on the Fourth of July? Well, Boston, buckle up, because according to the internet (cue dramatic music), a monstrous blizzard is about to engulf the city this coming Tuesday.
But wait, isn't it, like, summer?
Yes, folks, summer is most definitely here. The beaches are beckoning, the ice cream trucks are jingling, and everyone's sporting their finest pool floats. So, what gives with the whole 'snowpocalypse' talk?
Well, the internet, bless its meme-generating heart, can be a bit dramatic sometimes. A quick search for "Boston snow Tuesday" throws up some interesting results, ranging from a very enthusiastic "0 inches" to an equally enthusiastic "NO SNOW." So, what's the real deal?
The Truth is Out There (Probably Not Snow)
We consulted the weather oracles (also known as the National Weather Service) and discovered a much more comforting forecast. There is absolutely no chance of snow gracing the streets of Boston on Tuesday.
In fact, the forecast predicts a delightful day with a chance of isolated showers – perfect weather for catching a fireworks display (because, you know, it's still the Fourth of July!).
So, ditch the snow boots and grab your umbrella instead. The only thing Boston will be getting pummeled with this Tuesday is a good dose of summer fun!
FAQ: Boston Snow Edition (Because Why Not?)
How to prepare for a snowstorm in July (Boston edition):
- Stock up on sunscreen: Because that's the only kind of storm you'll need to worry about.
- Dust off your swimsuit: The beach is calling!
- Practice your celebratory dance moves: Because it's the Fourth of July, after all!
- Relax and enjoy the summer weather: No need to build a snowman this year.
- Maybe invest in a good rain jacket: Just in case of those isolated showers.
