The Burning Question: Will Denver Be Buried in a Polar Vortex This Weekend? (Spoiler Alert: No)
Ah, Denver. The Mile High City, known for its craft brews, epic mountain views, and...well, not exactly its snowy winters. But hey, with July just starting, the question on everyone's mind (or at least everyone who forgot to check the forecast) is: will we be building snowmen or sweating through sunscreen this weekend?
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Relax, Folks, It's Gonna Be a Sunshine Extravaganza
According to the latest weather reports (which, by the way, are way more reliable than that dream you had about a blizzard), Denver is looking at a glorious weekend of sunshine. We're talking sunglasses, shorts weather, the whole shebang. So you can put away those shovels and stock up on the SPF instead.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "But wait, what about that crazy uncle who swore there'd be a surprise snowstorm?" Here's the thing, folks, unless your uncle is secretly a meteorologist (and a really bad gift-giver, because who wants a snowstorm in July?), it's safe to say you can trust the actual weather forecast over a well-meaning, but slightly weather-challenged, relative.
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But Officer, What About a Little Rain Shower?
Now, before you start picturing palm trees and flamingos taking over the Denver skyline (hey, a man can dream!), there is a slight chance of some afternoon showers on Sunday. But don't worry, we're not talking anything more than a quick sprinkle to cool things down. Think of it as Mother Nature giving the city a quick car wash before the sunshine returns.
FAQ: How to Prepare for Denver's Non-Existent Snowmageddon
Since the only thing falling from the sky this weekend will be your inhibitions after a couple of cold ones, here are some quick FAQs to help you navigate this shocking turn of events (sunny skies, who knew?):
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How to Prepare for Sunshine?
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- Sunglasses: Duh.
- Sunscreen: Don't be that person with a lobster-red face.
- Hydration: Staying cool is key.
- Good vibes: Because who doesn't love a sunny weekend?
How to Avoid Those Pesky Afternoon Showers?
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- Umbrella: Just in case.
- Positive attitude: A little rain never hurt anyone (except maybe your picnic plans).
How to Deal with a Weekend Lacking a Snowstorm?
- Embrace the sunshine! Denver gets plenty of snow in the winter, enjoy the summer vibes!
- Channel your inner Elsa and belt out "Let It Go" at the top of your lungs.
- Build a sandcastle instead. Because why not?
How to Disappoint Your Crazy Snow-Obsessed Uncle?
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- Show him the weather forecast.
- Offer him a nice cold beverage.
- Remind him that Florida is always an option.
There you have it, folks! A definitive guide to Denver's upcoming weekend of sunshine and (hopefully) good times. Now get out there and soak up those rays!
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