The Great Denver Snowpocalypse of... Nevermind, It's July
Ah, Denver! The Mile High City, where the craft beer flows like, well, maybe not like snow in July, but you get the idea. Speaking of which, some of you may be wondering:
Will Denver be rocking a winter wonderland this week?
Hold your horses (or should we say, plows?) because the answer is a resounding NO. Denver, get ready to break out the sunscreen and those questionable neon swimsuits, because the weather forecast predicts sunshine and hot dogs, not snowflakes and cocoa.
Tip: Keep the flow, don’t jump randomly.
Now, before you flood the comments with "But wait, I saw a flurry on social media!", let's be real. A rogue ice chip tumbling past your window doesn't constitute a blizzard.
However, if you're absolutely determined to channel your inner Elsa, there are a few options:
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
- Head to the mountains: Just a short drive away, you can find pockets of snow that haven't quite melted yet. Just be sure to pack your sunscreen and snacks, because even the mountains are feeling the summer heat.
- Hit the grocery store freezer aisle: Stock up on frozen pizzas and pretend you're building a snow fort. Bonus points for questionable igloo fashion made out of bath towels.
- Embrace the weirdness: Crank up the holiday tunes, dust off those inflatable snowmen, and have a summer snowball fight with shaving cream. Your neighbors might judge, but hey, at least you'll be cool (literally).
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Important Public Service Announcement:
QuickTip: Reread for hidden meaning.
Please don't try to make your own snow with a snow cone machine. We all know how that ends (sticky floors and a disappointed inner child).
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## FAQ: How to Embrace the Denver Summer
Tip: Keep your attention on the main thread.
How to channel your inner beach bum (without the beach):
- Grab a kiddie pool, some inflatable flamingos, and turn your backyard into a tropical oasis (or at least a mildly damp paradise).
How to avoid heatstroke while looking fly:
- Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! And by hydrate, we mean water, not sugary drinks. Also, floppy hats and breathable clothing are your friends.
How to find the best air-conditioned spots in town:
- Libraries, museums, and (of course) movie theaters are all excellent escapes from the heat.
How to convince your friends you actually went on a summer vacation:
- Strategic use of social media filters and a well-placed palm tree emoji can work wonders.
How to enjoy Denver in the summer (without resorting to fake snow):
- Hit up the farmers markets, explore outdoor art installations, or catch a concert under the stars. Denver has plenty to offer when the sun is shining.
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