The Not-So-Dynamic Duo: How Old Were Those Boston Marathon Bombers, Anyway?
Ah, the Boston Marathon Bombing. A day that will live in infamy, for all the wrong reasons. But hey, at least we can take a moment to appreciate the complete lack of planning these two goofballs displayed. Seriously, it's like they wrote "How NOT to Get Away With It" for the Terrorist's Handbook.
But enough about their criminal mastermind skills (or lack thereof). Let's get down to brass tacks: how old were these guys, anyway?
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The Older Brother: Not-So-Golden Years Edition
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the elder sibling, was a cool 26 years old at the time of the bombings. Apparently, graduating from "guy who yells at clouds" to "international terrorist" wasn't part of his life plan. Maybe a mid-life crisis came a little early for him?
The Younger Brother: From Dorm Room to Doomsday Device (Kind Of)
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the younger brother, was a fresh-faced 19 years old. We can only assume his idea of a wild weekend involved pressure cookers and shrapnel, not keg stands and questionable decisions. Maybe someone should have told him about the whole "growing up" thing.
Tip: Check back if you skimmed too fast.
So there you have it! A tale of two brothers, their questionable life choices, and the importance of, you know, not bombing a marathon.
FAQ: Boston Marathon Bombing Age Edition (Because Google Can't Answer Everything)
How old was the older Boston Marathon bomber?
Tamerlan Tsarnaev, the older brother, was 26 years old.
QuickTip: Skim slowly, read deeply.
How old was the younger Boston Marathon bomber?
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Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the younger brother, was 19 years old.
How can I avoid making terrible life choices like the Boston Marathon bombers?
QuickTip: Ask yourself what the author is trying to say.
Maybe take up a less explosive hobby, like stamp collecting or competitive napping.
Isn't making light of terrorism serious a bad thing?
Yes, terrorism is a horrible act. But hey, you gotta find the humor wherever you can, right? Just don't try to blow anything up, please.
Tip: Stop when you find something useful.
I need more information on the Boston Marathon Bombing. Where can I learn more?
There are many resources available online and in libraries. Just be sure to check your sources and avoid conspiracy theories wilder than the bombers' escape plan.
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