Denver: Mile High City, Mile High Rent? Not on Our Watch (Okay, Maybe a Little on Our Watch)
Ah, Denver. Land of breathtaking mountain views, craft beer that would make Zeus jealous, and...well, let's not sugarcoat it, rent that could make your bank account cry. But fear not, intrepid adventurer! With a little creativity, elbow grease (and maybe a side hustle or two), Denver can be your oyster. Here's your survival guide to navigating the Mile High City without emptying your wallet faster than you can say "Rocky Mountain High."
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| How To Afford Living In Denver |
Step 1: Embrace the Roommate Life
Unless you're rolling in tech industry cash or have a trust fund the size of Wyoming, roommates are your best friends. They'll help split the rent, be your built-in Netflix buddy, and provide endless entertainment when they "accidentally" shrink your favorite sweater in the dryer (we've all been there).
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Think "Friends" Monica and Chandler, not Kramer bursting in on Jerry's shower. Screen your roommates like a bouncer at a velvet rope club. Meet for coffee, discuss pet peeves (dishes in the sink? Major turn-off), and maybe even hold a fake fire drill to see if they have evacuation strategy skills (just kidding... mostly).
Step 2: Become a Master Negotiator
Don't be afraid to haggle! Landlords are people too (shocking, I know). Offer to pay rent upfront for a discount, highlight your stellar credit score (or your mom's, no judgment), and unleash your inner charm offensive. Worst they can say is no, and hey, you might just snag a sweet apartment with a balcony that doesn't overlook a dumpster fire.
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Step 3: Channel Your Inner MacGyver
Living frugally doesn't mean sacrificing fun. Pack a picnic lunch for a hike instead of hitting the overpriced cafe at the trailhead. Hit up free museum days, become a board game champion at a friend's place, or perfect your sourdough starter skills (homemade bread is the new avocado toast, haven't you heard?).
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Step 4: Location, Location, Location (But Maybe Not the Most Trendy Location)
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Living downtown might be tempting, but consider venturing into the slightly-less-hip neighborhoods. You might be surprised by the hidden gems you discover, and your wallet will thank you. Plus, the commute can be a great opportunity to catch up on podcasts or practice your air guitar skills on the bus (no judgment, again).
Step 5: Side Hustle Like a Boss
Freelance writing, dog walking, house-sitting - the possibilities are endless! Turn your hobbies into a little extra cash to boost your budget. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for balloon animal creation (there's always a market for birthday parties).
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Bonus Tip: Befriend Someone with a Spare Room (Just Kidding... But Not Really)
Okay, maybe don't befriend someone solely for their spare room, but hey, networking is key! You never know who might have a lead on an affordable apartment. Just be genuine, be yourself, and maybe offer to bring them some of your award-winning sourdough bread (see Step 3).
Denver on a Budget FAQ
How to find good roommates? Check online platforms, ask friends and colleagues, and be upfront about your expectations.How much should I budget for rent? This varies depending on location and amenities. Aim for spending no more than 30% of your gross income.Are there any free or cheap things to do in Denver? Absolutely! Check out free concerts and movies in the park, explore hiking trails, or visit museums on their free admission days.What about side hustles? The world is your oyster! Think about your skills and interests and see how you can monetize them.Is living in Denver worth it? Absolutely! With a little planning and creativity, you can experience the magic of the Mile High City without breaking the bank.
So there you have it! With a little ingenuity and a dash of humor, Denver can be your affordable playground. Now get out there, explore, and remember: laughter is the best medicine (and it's free!). Just try not to laugh too hard when you see your first rent check, but hey, that's what roommates are for, right?
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