How to Get Away with Murder: The Cast Guide to Not Getting Caught (Probably) in Denver
Hey there, thrill-seekers and lovers of legal drama! Ever wondered how Annalise Keating and her crew managed to stay out of orange jumpsuits for six whole seasons? Well, wonder no more! This guide, brought to you by nobody important (definitely not an accomplice), will delve into the questionable life choices of the Keating Five (and their merry band of associates) and see if we can glean some, ahem, valuable tips for avoiding a life behind bars in the Mile High City. Disclaimer: This is for entertainment purposes only. Committing actual murder is a terrible idea and will likely land you in a very unpleasant situation.
Annalise Keating: The Art of the Slick Escape
Our fearless leader, Annalise Keating (played by the ever-glorious Viola Davis), is the queen of the dramatic exit and the master manipulator. Her secret to staying out of jail? Blaming everyone else, obviously. Annalise throws shade with the precision of a sniper and leaves a trail of confusion so thick you could get lost in it. Just remember, darling, a good alibi and a killer lawyer (preferably yourself) are essential.
The Keating Five: From Clueless Law Students to Seasoned Accomplices
QuickTip: Keep a notepad handy.
- Michaela Pratt and Asher Millstone: The Bonnie and Clyde of Blundering. This duo's attempts at secrecy are about as subtle as a neon sign that reads "WE HELPED COMMIT MURDER." Tip: If you must be involved in a cover-up, invest in some decent poker faces.
- Connor Walsh: The Loudest Whisperer. Connor's flamboyant personality and inability to keep a secret are legendary. His best advice? Live life out loud, just maybe not about the dead bodies you helped bury.
- Laurel Castillo: The Fiercely Loyal (and Occasionally Lethal) One. Laurel would do anything for the people she cares about, even commit a few felonies. Remember, loyalty is a virtue, but so is knowing when to cut your losses.
- Oliver Hampton: The Tech Wiz with a Conscience (Eventually). Oliver's hacking skills are impressive, but his moral compass can be a bit wonky. Important lesson: Don't let your techie talents be used for evil (or Annalise Keating).
Frank Delfino and Bonnie Winterbottom: The Muscle and the Morals (Maybe)
Annalise's right-hand fixers, Frank and Bonnie, are the ones who get their hands dirty (literally). Frank's a ruthless killer with a soft spot for Annalise's cat. Bonnie? Well, she tries to be the voice of reason, but Annalise has a way of corrupting even the purest souls. Moral of the story: Choose your employers wisely.
How to Get Away with Murder in Denver: The Not-So-Helpful FAQ
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1. How to dispose of a body?
This one's tricky. The show tried everything from bonfires to acid baths (don't ask) with mixed results. Maybe invest in a good alibi instead?
Tip: A slow skim is better than a rushed read.
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2. How to avoid suspicion from the police?
Act natural! Sweating profusely and stammering every time a detective asks a question is a dead giveaway (pun not intended).
3. How to find a lawyer as good as Annalise Keating?
Tip: Don’t overthink — just keep reading.
Good luck. Lawyers that brilliant and ethically flexible are probably already in jail themselves.
4. How to deal with the emotional toll of covering up a murder?
Therapy. Lots and lots of therapy.
5. How to get away with murder and still sleep soundly at night?
This one remains a mystery. The Keating Five certainly don't seem to be getting much shut-eye.
So there you have it! A glimpse into the questionable world of "How to Get Away with Murder." Remember, folks, this is all for entertainment purposes. Don't try any of this at home (or anywhere, really). There's a much better chance of getting away with, say, jaywalking. Stay safe, stay legal, and happy binging!
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