Hank and You: A Bromance in the Making (Without Getting Shot)
So you've found yourself partnered with the gruff and grizzled Lieutenant Hank Anderson in the dystopian wonderland that is Detroit: Become Human. Let's face it, Hank isn't exactly known for welcoming androids with open arms (or anything other than a grimace and a flask). But fear not, fellow investigator! This guide will equip you with the knowledge (and a healthy dose of self-preservation) to navigate the minefield that is Hank's emotions and, hopefully, forge a grudging respect that blossoms into a beautiful (though slightly dysfunctional) bromance.
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Step 1: Charm Offensive? More Like Survival Strategy
Forget about compliments and sunshine. Hank's a cynic through and through. Shoving a bouquet of cyber-roses in his face will likely earn you a raised eyebrow and a muttered, "What's the angle, RK800?" Instead, focus on proving your worth as a partner. Be efficient, solve cases, and don't (we repeat, don't) make him look bad in front of Captain Fowler.
Pro Tip: If Hank starts rambling about his goldfish (RIP Sumo), listen politely. It's the closest thing you'll get to small talk.
Tip: Take notes for easier recall later.
Step 2: Respect the Badge (and the Booze)
Hank may be a walking advertisement for retirement, but he's a damn good detective. Acknowledge his experience and learn from him. Don't be afraid to ask questions (within reason, of course. Don't overdo it or you'll look like a malfunctioning prototype). Respect his personal space (which extends to a five-foot radius around his desk and anything resembling a donut).
Word to the Wise: Never, ever touch his flask. Not even a peek. Just...don't.
QuickTip: Slow down if the pace feels too fast.
Step 3: Choices, Choices... The Ones That Don't Get You Deactivated
Throughout the game, you'll be faced with a plethora of decisions. Here's a cheat sheet for the big ones that impact your relationship with Hank:
- Saving Hank: This one's a no-brainer. Always choose the option that keeps Hank safe and sound. A dead partner isn't exactly conducive to a good bromance.
- Deviant Decisions: While completing your objectives, you'll encounter deviants. Show some compassion (within reason, see point 1). Hank may surprise you with a newfound respect for those funky machines.
- The Big One: Chloe (don't worry, spoiler-free here!). When faced with a certain ethical dilemma, choose the option that aligns with Hank's more empathetic side. You'll know it when you see it.
Remember: These are just guidelines. Experiment a little, have some fun (within the confines of a dystopian police procedural, of course).
QuickTip: Revisit this post tomorrow — it’ll feel new.
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FAQ: Hank-o-Mania Edition
How to make Hank laugh? Honestly? Good luck. But if you manage to catch him smiling, cherish that moment.
How to deal with Hank's constant negativity? Develop a thick skin and a healthy sense of humor. Think of it as exposure therapy for cynicism.
QuickTip: Pause after each section to reflect.
How to avoid getting decommissioned by Hank? Follow the steps above, don't disobey direct orders (unless you have a really good reason), and for the love of all things binary, don't touch his flask.
How to tell if Hank actually likes you? Subtlety isn't exactly Hank's forte. If he stops yelling at you quite as much, that's a good sign.
How to achieve the coveted "Partners" trophy? Follow this guide, make smart choices, and maybe, just maybe, you'll unlock a surprising friendship with the one and only Lieutenant Hank Anderson.
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