Ticket Trouble in the Motor City: Your Guide to Snagging a Ride in Detroit: Become Human
So you're an android on the run in a dystopian Detroit, huh? Fancy escaping to the android promised land of Canada? Well, my friend, you've got a hurdle to jump first: those darn bus tickets! Don't worry, fellow fugitive, this guide will have you navigating the Detroit bus terminal like a seasoned smuggler (of freedom, that is).
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Option 1: The Opportunist (Great for the Morally Flexible)
Let's be honest, in this situation, morals are a bit of a luxury. This option is all about seizing the opportunity, even if it means stepping on a few metaphorical toes (or stealing a physical ticket, no judgement here).
- Subheading: The Forgetful Human - Keep your eyes peeled for a flustered human couple with a wailing child. These folks are practically handing out free passage to Canada with their absentmindedness! A gentle nudge (or a strategically placed oil leak... maybe not) and that precious ticket could be yours. Remember: Discretion is key. Don't blow your cover by turning into the Terminator in a bus terminal.
This method is highly effective, but watch out for that pang of guilt!
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Option 2: The Explorer (For the Adventurous Android)
Feeling a bit Indiana Jones? This option is for the android with a nose for hidden compartments and a knack for blending in.
- Subheading: The Mysterious Lost and Found - Take a good wander around the bus terminal. Maybe there's a conveniently placed lost and found overflowing with misplaced tickets? Just be sure you don't get caught rummaging through lost mittens and forgotten sandwiches.
This method is a gamble, but hey, where's the fun without a little risk?
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Important Note: Security guards in this world are trigger-happy (especially towards androids). Avoid unnecessary attention and those itchy trigger fingers.
The Big Decision: To Keep or Not to Keep?
Alright, you magnificent metal marvel, you've snagged yourself a ticket (or two). Now comes the real question: do you keep it or, you angelic automaton, do you return it to the distraught human couple? That, my friend, is a choice for another day (and another playthrough).
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Just remember, every choice has consequences... some more tear-jerking than others.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Fugitive Questions
How to get on the bus without a ticket? (Desperate times, desperate measures, but not recommended) Answer: Let's just say some androids have a way with words (and maybe a touch of mind control).
QuickTip: Repetition signals what matters most.
How to deal with the guilt of taking a ticket from a human? (Because even androids can have a conscience) Answer: Focus on the bigger picture! Saving yourself (and maybe some fellow androids) is a noble cause.
How to avoid getting caught by security? (Because a bullet to the circuits is never a good look) Answer: Blend in, act natural (as natural as an android can be), and maybe invest in a convincing disguise (think Robocop with a fedora).
How to get to Canada without a ticket? (For the truly determined) Answer: This, my friend, is where the real adventure begins. Think outside the bus and explore your options! (Just don't try swimming across the border, trust me).
How to play Detroit: Become Human without getting emotionally invested? (Yeah, good luck with that!) Answer: Honestly? There's no way. This game will have you feeling everything from joy to despair. Embrace the feels!
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