Deer Island: Escape to Not-Quite-So-Deserted Paradise (Unless You Work at the Wastewater Treatment Plant)
So, you've set your sights on Deer Island, Boston. Maybe you're a birdwatcher with a penchant for industrial landscapes (hey, no judgement!), or perhaps you're just looking to escape the hustle and bustle of the city (though escaping the city to an island with a wastewater treatment plant might be a lateral move). Whatever your reason, this guide will help you navigate your way to this not-so-tropical paradise.
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| How To Get To Deer Island Boston |
Public Transportation: When Your Budget Needs a Friend (and Your Carbon Footprint Needs Shrinking)
Bus It, Don't Bust It: The MBTA bus system is your chariot to Deer Island glory. Catch the Blue Line to Orient Heights and then snag the 80 Winthrop bus. Just be prepared to impress your fellow passengers with your knowledge of 17th century Native American history - Deer Island played a role in King Philip's War, you know (unless you don't, in which case, Wikipedia is your friend).
Ferry Tales: While there isn't a direct ferry service to Deer Island (unless you work at the aforementioned treatment plant, in which case, they have a private ferry - sorry!), you can get pretty darn close. The Winthrop ferry will take you to, well, Winthrop, and from there, it's a short walk (or a scenic jog if you're feeling adventurous).
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Car: When Time (and Patience) Are of the Essence (or Lack Thereof)
Attention Navigational Newbs: Deer Island isn't exactly on the beaten path. While Google Maps won't steer you wrong, just be prepared for some twists and turns (and maybe a rogue seagull or two). Pro Tip: Download your directions beforehand - cell service can be spotty on the island (though, let's be honest, how much social media do you really need when you're surrounded by stunning...industrial beauty?).
Parking Paradise (or Purgatory?): There's a public parking lot at the head of the island, but spots can fill up fast, especially on weekends. Alternative: Embrace your inner explorer and park in Winthrop (at your own risk - those residents are very protective of their street parking). Just make sure you don't get towed - that's not the kind of island adventure you're looking for.
Tip: Slow down when you hit important details.
How to NOT Get to Deer Island (Because Let's Avoid Mishaps)
Don't Try This at Home (or Anywhere Else): While Deer Island might look tempting from afar, swimming or kayaking over is a big no-no. The currents are strong, and let's just say there are things lurking in the water that aren't exactly friendly. Trust us, the ferry is the way to go.
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FAQs: Deer Island Edition
How to channel your inner Lewis and Clark? While Deer Island isn't exactly uncharted territory, exploring the public walking paths will definitely give you an adventurous vibe.
Tip: Don’t skip the small notes — they often matter.
How to avoid hangry hangouts? Pack some snacks! There aren't exactly a plethora of restaurants on Deer Island (unless you fancy a tour of the treatment plant cafeteria - again, no judgement).
How to impress your fellow island enthusiasts? Brush up on your wastewater treatment knowledge. Hey, everyone appreciates a well-placed factoid about reverse osmosis!
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How to become a Deer Island trivia champion? Deer Island was once a quarantine station for immigrants. Now that's a conversation starter!
How to score major points with the locals? Be respectful of the island and its residents (both human and avian). Leave no trace, and maybe even bring a trash bag to pick up any litter you see. After all, a clean island is a happy island!
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