So, You Wanna Visit a Witch's Castle? Let's Get Spooky!
Okay, so you want to visit a witch’s castle in Portland, huh? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because this isn’t your average day trip to the zoo. This is an adventure into the heart of Portland’s mysterious underbelly (or overgrowth, as the case may be).
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| How To Get To Witch's Castle Portland |
Finding the Castle: It’s Not as Easy as Broomstick Flying
First things first, let's dispel the myth that witches have GPS. They don’t. Neither do their castles. So, how do you find this elusive structure? Well, it’s hidden in the enchanting (and slightly creepy) Forest Park. Think of it as a real-life Where’s Waldo, but with more moss and less stripes.
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There are two main ways to reach the castle:
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- The Upper Macleay Parking Lot: This is for the wizards among us who prefer a shorter, less strenuous hike. It’s about a half-mile stroll through the woods, perfect for those who prefer their adventure with a side of leisurely nature walk.
- The Lower Macleay Parking Lot: This is for the true witches and warlocks. It’s a bit longer, about ¾ of a mile, but offers a more immersive forest experience. You might even encounter a talking squirrel or two.
What to Expect: Witches, Wizards, and... Wait, No, Just Moss
Once you’ve successfully navigated the treacherous (okay, not really) trails, you’ll find yourself standing before the Witch’s Castle. It’s a charmingly dilapidated stone structure that looks like it’s been hosting tea parties for woodland creatures for centuries. Don’t be surprised if you hear whispers of magic in the wind or see a flash of green light – it’s probably just the sunlight filtering through the trees.
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Important Note: While the castle is a popular spot for photos, please remember to respect the environment and the history of the place. No casting spells, summoning familiars, or trying to brew potions, please.
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Tips for Your Witchy Adventure:
- Wear sturdy shoes: The trails can be muddy and slippery, especially after rain. You don’t want to end up looking like a drowned rat.
- Bring a camera: You’ll want to capture the magic of the castle and the surrounding forest. Just don’t try to take a selfie with the resident forest spirits.
- Check the weather: You don’t want to get caught in a downpour without proper gear. Trust me, witches and wizards don’t like getting wet either.
- Respect the wildlife: Forest Park is home to various creatures, so be mindful of your surroundings. And no, you can’t pet the deer.
- Leave no trace: Pack out all your trash and leave the forest as you found it. Witches and wizards care about the environment too!
How to...
- How to avoid getting lost: Use a map or GPS, and stay on marked trails.
- How to take the perfect witchy selfie: Find a good angle, use natural light, and add a filter for extra spookiness.
- How to dress for a witchy adventure: Comfortable, weather-appropriate clothing, sturdy shoes, and a touch of magic (optional).
- How to respect the castle's history: Avoid climbing on the ruins and refrain from taking any souvenirs.
- How to make the most of your visit: Take your time, explore the surroundings, and enjoy the magic of the forest.
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