So You Want the Worst Ending in Detroit: Become Human? You Sick Son of a Glitch!
Let's face it, we've all fantasised about a happy ending sometimes. But hey, where's the fun in predictable sunshine and robot rainbows? Today, we're diving into the dark underbelly of Detroit: Become Human, where we'll craft the most depressing, soul-crushing experience this side of a malfunctioning recycling plant.
**Warning: Spoilers Ahead! This guide is not for the faint of flowchart. **
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Recipe for Robot Regret: A Step-by-Step Guide to Disaster
Ingredients:
- A complete disregard for human (and android) emotions.
- A total lack of rhythm.
- A toaster with questionable morals (seriously, those things are plotting something).
Preparation:
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- Kara: Forget saving Alice! During the chase in "On the Run," stare blankly at the oncoming traffic like a deer in headlights (or, you know, a malfunctioning android). Witness the heartwarming scene of a little girl throwing herself in front of a bus to save...well, nobody. Bonus points: Let Luther get captured too, because why not add some extra despair to the mix?
- Connor: Remember, cold, calculating machine Connor is the key! Ignore all opportunities to bond with Hank (who clearly just needs a hug). When the time comes for that heart-to-heart in Hank's house, choose "Goodbye" with all the warmth of a freshly deactivated refrigerator. Pro-tip: Failing QTEs during Connor's fight scenes helps ensure his mission to eliminate deviants remains his top priority.
- Markus: Violence is never the answer...unless you're aiming for the worst ending, then by all means, unleash your inner Robo-Rambo! Make sure public opinion HATES androids by turning every protest into a demolition derby. When facing the final battle, forget diplomacy and go full-on terminator. Remember: A peaceful resolution is for suckers!
The Bitter Garnish: Witnessing the Fallout
By following these simple steps, you've successfully cooked up a catastrophe of epic proportions. Congratulations! Here's a sample platter of the delightful consequences:
- Android Revolution? More like Android Extinction! Your reign of robotic terror is cut short by a hail of bullets.
- Hank? More like Hank-less! Without a friend to pull him back from the brink, Hank joins the list of casualties.
- CyberLife remains king! The evil corporation continues to churn out their emotionless machines, laughing maniacally (or at least emitting a series of satisfying whirring noises).
Basically, you've achieved the technological equivalent of a robot uprising paperweight.
FAQ: Frequently Asked Worst-Ending Woes
Q: How do I make sure I absolutely cannot win the fight at the end?
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A: Mash buttons like a toddler having a meltdown. That should do the trick.
Q: But I accidentally helped Luther or Connor became deviant! Is there any hope for a terrible ending?
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A: Never give up on your dreams (of being a terrible person)! Just reload a previous save and get back on track.
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Q: This all sounds depressing. Is there any way to lighten the mood?
A: Well, you could always restart the game and try for a happy ending. Just sayin'.
Q: Wait, is there a way to destroy the toaster? Asking for a friend...
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**A: **Unfortunately, toasters remain invincible in Detroit: Become Human. But hey, there's always hope for the sequel!
Q: Okay, I've had my fill of misery. How do I get a GOOD ending?
A: Well, that's a story for another day. Maybe next time we can explore the sunshine and robot rainbows...
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