Hank and Connor's Bromance: A Guide to Keeping Your Grumpy Partner in Crime Alive (Mostly)
Let's face it, Lieutenant Hank Anderson isn't exactly known for his sunshine and rainbows personality. But hey, beneath that gruff exterior lies a heart that's surprisingly easy to...well, not melt, but maybe loosen up a bit with the right android companion by his side (you, Connor!). However, this guide isn't about navigating Hank's emotional baggage (although, trust me, there's plenty). This is about the nitty-gritty: keeping the grumpy grandpa alive in the unforgiving streets of Detroit.
Step 1: Befriend the Beast (or at least tolerate him)
This might come as a shock, but blindly following orders and ignoring Hank's grunts won't exactly win him over. Show some human curiosity! Ask questions, analyze the situation together (even if his theories involve pigeons being government spies). Remember, a little empathy goes a long way, especially when your partner drowns his sorrows in expired instant noodles.
Subheading: Pro-Tip: Don't be afraid of a little (friendly) fire!
A little playful banter can go a long way. Just be careful not to push it too far. Let's be honest, we all know one wrong word and Hank will be muttering about malfunctioning recycling units (read: you).
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Step 2: Become More Than Just a Machine (Optional, but Highly Recommended)
While following orders and completing objectives flawlessly might seem like the key to success, embracing your inner deviant can actually strengthen your bond with Hank. Helping androids in need, questioning your programming - these actions might surprise Hank, but they can also show him there's more to you than just cold, hard logic.
Subheading: Disclaimer: Defying orders and becoming deviant can have serious consequences. Choose wisely, or you might end up facing a very disappointed (and possibly murderous) Hank.
Step 3: Don't Be a Schmuck (Especially When It Comes to Hostage Situations)
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This one's pretty straightforward. When a deviant Connor shows up with Hank as a hostage, don't hesitate to choose "Save Hank." Seriously, is a shiny new Connor model worth your grumpy partner-in-crime? Plus, there's a whole fight scene coming up, and trust me, you'll need all the help you can get (especially if your reflexes aren't exactly top-notch).
By following these simple steps, you're well on your way to keeping Hank alive and (somewhat) happy. Remember, a little detective work, a sprinkle of defiance, and a whole lot of patience are the keys to a successful Connor-Hank partnership!
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Bonus Round: How to Survive Hank
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Look away if you scare easily.
FAQ: Keeping Hank Alive in Detroit - The Short and Sweet
Q: How to befriend Hank?A: Show curiosity, ask questions, and don't be afraid of a little playful banter (but tread carefully!).
Q: Should I become deviant?A: It's not mandatory, but it can strengthen your bond with Hank. Just remember, there can be consequences.
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Q: What to do in the hostage situation?A: Save Hank! No shiny new Connor is worth your grumpy partner.
Q: How to deal with Hank's emotional baggage?A: This guide doesn't cover that, but good luck, soldier!
Q: How to avoid getting decommissioned yourself?A: Follow these tips, be a good partner to Hank, and maybe lay off the expired instant noodles.
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