You've Got a Car Problem? Let's Solve It!
So, you've got a vehicular eyesore parked on your street. It’s been sitting there longer than your sourdough starter, and it's starting to look like a permanent resident. Don’t worry, you're not alone. Portland has a knack for attracting abandoned vehicles like a moth to a porch light. But fear not, citizen! We're here to help you banish that rust bucket to the automotive graveyard.
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| How To Report An Abandoned Vehicle Portland Oregon |
Is It Really Abandoned?
Before you dial 911 and demand a SWAT team to tow it away, let's make sure it's actually abandoned. We don't want to be those people who call the cops on someone who's just really, really into long-term parking. Here are some signs that your vehicular neighbor might be a goner:
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- Flat tires: If the car looks like it's been on a permanent diet, it’s probably not going anywhere.
- Missing plates: A car without license plates is like a ship without a rudder - lost and confused.
- Overgrown foliage: If the car is slowly becoming a part of the landscape, it's definitely abandoned.
- Suspicious fluids: Puddles of mysterious liquids are a red flag. Unless it’s just really thirsty.
Who Ya Gonna Call?
Once you've determined that the car is indeed a ghost from the automotive past, it's time to take action. But who do you call? The Ghostbusters? No, silly. You call the Portland Bureau of Transportation (PBOT). They're the real heroes when it comes to abandoned vehicles.
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You can report the abandoned car in a few ways:
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- Online: Visit the PBOT website and fill out the online form. It's like online dating, but for cars.
- By Phone: Dial 503-823-5185 and let them know about your vehicular intruder.
- In Person: If you're feeling adventurous, you can visit the PBOT office and report it in person. But let's be real, who has time for that?
What Happens Next?
After you've reported the abandoned car, the PBOT will investigate. They'll try to find the owner and give them a chance to reclaim their beloved vehicle. But if the car is truly abandoned, they'll have it towed away and impounded. And that, my friends, is the end of that story.
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Important Note: If the abandoned car is blocking a driveway or causing a safety hazard, call the Portland Police Bureau's non-emergency line at 503-823-3333.
How to...
- How to report an abandoned vehicle quickly? Use the PBOT's online reporting system.
- How to find out if a car is abandoned? Check for flat tires, missing plates, or overgrown foliage.
- How to handle an abandoned car blocking your driveway? Call the Portland Police Bureau.
- How to avoid becoming an abandoned car owner? Don't forget to renew your registration and keep your car in good condition.
- How to make an abandoned car into a garden? Just kidding, don't do that.
So there you have it. With a little knowledge and a bit of patience, you can rid your neighborhood of those pesky abandoned vehicles. Happy hunting!
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