Windy City or Woe is Me? The Should-I-Move-to-Chicago Quiz (For Those Who Can't Decide Between Deep Dish and Deep Thoughts)
Ah, Chicago. City of broad shoulders, world-class museums, and enough wind to convince you your umbrella is a runaway kite. But is the "Second City" the first choice for your next big move? Buckle up, indecisive adventurer, because this quiz will reveal your Windy City compatibility faster than you can say "tastes like sadness" about your soggy deep dish.
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Part 1: The Great Indoors
Tip: Read actively — ask yourself questions as you go.
- Do you consider Netflix a legitimate hobby?
- A) Heck yeah, cue the documentaries about obscure historical cheese!
- B) Hold on, there are things outside besides my couch?
- Your ideal Friday night involves:
- A) Cozying up with a good book and a mug of something warm (bonus points for obscure craft beer).
- B) Hitting the hottest new jazz bar with enough friends to form a human centipede of coolness.
- Your spirit animal, when it's not napping, enjoys:
- A) Perusing the latest exhibit at the Art Institute.
- B) Plotting the next overthrow of the popcorn monopoly at the movie theater.
Part 2: The Wild Outdoors (Emphasis on Maybe)
- Your preferred exercise routine involves:
- A) Brisk walks admiring the lakefront architecture.
- B) Participating in a high-octane sport that involves dodging rogue frisbees in Millennium Park.
- Winter is:
- A) A magical time for cozy sweaters and sipping hot cocoa by a crackling fire.
- B) An endurance test best survived by hibernating with a gallon of ice cream.
- You'd rather:
- A) Spend a day getting lost in the Garfield Park Conservatory.
- B) Channel your inner Ferris Bueller and have a wild day of sightseeing (with way less truancy, we hope).
QuickTip: Use posts like this as quick references.
Tally Up Your Totally Accurate Results
Mostly A's: Greetings, fellow indoor enthusiast! Chicago's world-class museums, stunning architecture, and cozy cafes will be your happy place. Just pack some extra layers for those brisk winter strolls.
Tip: Read in a quiet space for focus.
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Mostly B's: Get ready to embrace the Windy City's vibrant energy! From rooftop bars to improv comedy clubs, Chicago thrives on being out and about. Just remember, mittens are your winter BFFs.
Still Confused? Don't Worry, We've Got You Covered
Tip: Highlight sentences that answer your questions.
This is Chicago, baby, there's a place for everyone (except maybe those who dislike good pizza). If you're still on the fence, here are some resources to help you decide:
https://chicago.curbed.com/2016/3/28/11314730/chicago-neighborhood-personality-quiz https://bungalow.com/articles/best-neighborhoods-in-chicago-illinois
How-To FAQs
- How to survive a Chicago winter? Layers, my friend, layers. Embrace the scarves, the hats, and the knowledge that spring will eventually (maybe) come.
- How to find the perfect Chicago apartment? Patience, padawan. Apartments go fast, so be prepared to act quickly.
- How to navigate the Chicago public transportation system (aka the "L")? Don't be afraid to ask for help – most Chicagoans are happy to point you in the right direction (literally).
- How to avoid deep dish disappointment? Do your research! Not all deep dish is created equal.
- How to become a true Chicagoan? Learn to love the Cubs (even when they're losing), complain about the weather with a smile, and perfect your deep dish pronunciation (it's DEEP dish, not DEEP-dish).
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