What a Splash! The Baltimore Bridge Car Wash
So, you wanna know what cars were on that fateful Baltimore bridge, huh? Well, buckle up, because this is going to be a wild ride. Or, more accurately, a very wet ride.
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| What Cars Were On The Baltimore Bridge |
A Bridge Too Far (or Too Close to a Ship)
Let's rewind a bit. Picture this: a perfectly ordinary day in Baltimore. People are going about their business, birds are chirping (probably), and then bam! a ship decides it's time for a bridge-sized snack. And let's just say, the bridge wasn't on the menu.
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So, what kind of cars were unfortunate enough to be in the wrong place at the wrong time? Well, the short answer is: probably a whole lot of them. We're talking sedans, SUVs, trucks – you name it, it was likely there. But let’s be honest, the real question is: who was driving the least embarrassing car? Because, let's face it, sinking into a harbor isn't exactly a confidence booster for your ride.
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The Underwater Car Show
Imagine being a marine biologist and suddenly, instead of sea creatures, you're greeted by a fleet of cars. A real-life Cars movie, but with less talking and more rusting. It's like the ultimate underwater car show, except no one's winning any prizes.
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The Aftermath: More Questions Than Answers
Now, you might be wondering, "What happened to all those cars?" Good question. Some were probably salvaged, but let's be real, they’re probably not in the best condition. We're talking about cars that took a dip in a harbor. They've seen better days. And by "better days," we mean days when they were actually on dry land.
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As for the drivers and passengers? Well, that's a story for another day. Let's just say it involved a lot of wet clothes, probably some pretty salty language, and hopefully, a lot of insurance claims.
How to... Deal with Underwater Car Woes (Probably)
- How to avoid being on a collapsing bridge: This one's easy. Don't be on a collapsing bridge. If you see a big ship heading towards a bridge, it's probably a good idea to find a new route.
- How to rescue a car from a harbor: Unless you're a professional diver with heavy-duty equipment, probably best to leave this to the experts.
- How to deal with insurance after a bridge collapse: This is where paperwork meets frustration. Be patient, gather all your documents, and hope your insurance company is feeling generous.
- How to find a new car after your old one became a submarine: Time to hit the dealership! Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, you could always try salvaging one of the cars from the harbor. But again, we recommend leaving that to the professionals.
- How to prevent your car from becoming a marine exhibit: Regular maintenance, good driving habits, and avoiding bridges that look like they might be feeling a bit wobbly.
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